Deliveranced

The act of being shot with arrows and raped repeatedly usually by a "Back country boy" with little to no teeth. Also see George Lucas.

No I heard he went white water rafting and got deliveranced

by No_Teeth December 1, 2010

Denver Spud

Tying a rubber band around your balls and then getting a hand job, sometimes paired with autoerotic asphyxiation.

"She didn't have any hair ties when I asked her for a Denver spud, so I had to settle for a bj."

by wet_duck August 20, 2013

Denver DP

When you play against a QB and a WR from the Denver Broncos in two different fantasy football leagues and they both score a shit ton of points against you.

Ginger Kid: Hey Boccio, I heard JT gave you a Denver DP this week.

Kris: Yeah, it sucked big time.

Ginger Kid: Oh well, at least you don't Charlie Chi's team.

Kris: True that.

by Wantomas September 6, 2013

Toliet Denver

How some people might speak, write, or type the name of the musician, "John Denver".

I mean think about it. A john is another word for a toliet.

Hey, didjya hear that Toliet Denver was on the radio this morning? Something about him putting cake on the griddle instead of in the oven and something about playing a violin.

by Telephony June 29, 2015

cockroach delivery

A common practice seen during Pandemic Life where hole-in-the-wall dive restaurants deliver their regular filthy food, complete with their regular cockroaches, to your door.

Hey you guys, Gino’s has contactless cockroach delivery; lets get us some calzones and pizzas!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2020

covid denier

A person who covers-up or denies the existence of the ongoing coronavirus

bob: we must stop the spread of the coronavirus.

covid denier: there is no coronavirus it's just a flew!

by Anonymous Robloxian December 3, 2020

post-mortem delivery

The process of delivering a baby after a mother has died.

In the part where Jon fucked up hiding the body, he heard on the news about a lady being performed on as a post-mortem delivery. He only caught the 7 syllables as he is currently emotionally, mentally and physicall scarred. The one and only thought he could produce was to ship the body somewhere else, this is where the mistakes were made, oh silly little Jon.

by PGVaginamort November 23, 2016