Democrackhead

A Democrat who is addicted to power and money like a crackhead is addicted to cocaine. Like Crackheads, they will lie, cheat and steal to achieve their progressive goals.

That Democrackhead just lied to Congress, cheated the last election and is trying to steal my 2nd Amendment rights.

Maybe if the Democrackheads focused on the economy and making our borders secure, America would be a better place to live.

by KeepTheChangeIWantAmericaBack February 15, 2013

Laying a Demo

1. To record a song/rap
2. To shoot someone

3. A significant bowel movement

Ex. 1

Elliot works the mixing board. DeMarcus enters.

Elliot: Check it out Broseph! I'm laying a demo!

DaMarcus: What's it called?

Elliot: "I Make Crap Music and You Love Me For It." Think of it as System of Down meets KISS.

DaMarcus: That's gonna be chart topper.

Ex. 2

DJ Gangsta Pimp Dogg (rapping): "Some suckas in the Yoch be talkin' some schlemo / So I pull out the strap and start laying a demo."

Ex. 3

BJ's stomach rumbles.

BJ: Oh no. I knew I should have avoided the second helping of Rocky Mountain Oysters.

Stu: As they say, what goes in must come out.

BJ: And I'm gonna be laying a demo in a minute.

by ZXY&ABC October 23, 2022

Democants

The best name for the Democratic Party of 2017 due to their inability to be relevant.

I wish the lame Democants could actually stop the crazy Republicans; but they are seemingly unable to do anything this year.

by Major Thomas December 29, 2017

designated decoy

The friend that leaves the bar first pretending to be drunk and unable to walk, let alone drive. He draws the attention of the officer laying-in-wait so the rest of his buddies (who probably *are* drunk) can escape unnoticed.

After your buddy passes the breathalyzer test with a 0.0 blood-alcohol level, the puzzled officer asks, "Sir, I saw you stumble out of that bar like you were under the influence, just asking to be pulled over. Are you nuts?"

"No sir," he answers, "I'm the designated decoy."

by robzilla September 27, 2005

Democratic People's Republic of Korea

The "offical" name of North Korea, contains 3 lies.

In The Democratic People's Republic of Korea, they will re-educate your ass if you so much as don't keep your required pictures of Kim Il Song dusted.

by The Big H April 25, 2005

fuck the democrats

Worthless political party willing to destroy their own country .

Fuck the democrats is a term used by pro Americans that love our great country

by CANCORLIN December 8, 2020

Democrats and Republicans

Two of the biggest problems in America right now.

I hate Democrats and Republicans!

by Clinker May 22, 2008