Demosthenes

a person with the largest most massive cock ever concieved

have you seen demosthenes 's dick? its actually massive bro

by mfiejawn April 6, 2019

releasing demons

The act of someone taking a larger than normal shit.

Pastor smith- "Billy, why wern't you in church last sunday?"

Billy- "Sorry pastor, but i was in my bathroom releasing demons"...

by dino spahhmonie March 11, 2008

demons

Possibly the most satanic things a human being can come across. They are summoned from the darkest depths of hell and eventually find their way to Earth to torture human beings across the world. They're the monsters that make little voices inside your head that make you feel worthless, incompetent, hated, in-confident, and almost every other negative trait you can think of. They will make you feel like complete shit until you either figure out a way to get rid of them, or kill yourself to get away from the monstrous beings. They're nearly impossible to get rid of once inside your head and will take a tremendous amount of work to get rid of. The sooner you get rid of these demons the better, as they will often grow stronger and stronger until they literally devour your soul and spirit.

Fortunately, there are ways of getting rid of these demons for good which are called healthy coping mechanisms. However, there are also unhealthy coping mechanisms that will only work for a short amount of time and will often make the demons stronger in the long run.

Healthy Coping Mechanisms
hanging out with friends
having a hobby
writing your feelings down
working out
practicing being positive

Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms
looking at porn
doing drugs
drinking alcohol
cutting yourself
eating junk food

Demon: "You suck. Everyone hates you and thinks you're a fucking loser. You don't deserve to be alive and will benefit everyone if you would just end it all. Now go kill yourself like the worthless piece of shit you are!"
Me: (sigh) "Why me god, why me?"

by Dubiks August 28, 2018

Homous Domous

Noun: A mildly derogatory term derived from the Greek "Homid" and the Latin "Dominy", loosely translated as moosemung or asswipe. Not fo be confused with Dingock, which is a stronger libelous term.

You, my friend, are a complete Homous Domous! Quit while you are ahead!

by KY2 January 5, 2008

Dandy Demons

A lewd comic series made by a man who is very good at art, and it's all about demons

aww dude i saw some dandy demons, and dude i loved it!

by KahootOfAll300 June 4, 2018

demusing

Someting that is no longer funny

That joke was good first time I heard it, but now its demusing

by timciren April 8, 2011

demostanis

A fictive person.

are you demostanis??
no

by demostanis March 6, 2021