A Declan Moffat

A loud, usually drunken, but hillariously entertaining country fellow. A man of intense sexual energy, but ABSOLUTELY no charm or subtelty. Creation of the Irish comedian Tommy Tiernan, but describes accurately a vast number of rural Irish men in their early 20's to 50's.

Declan Moffat, while extremely hungover and struggling to form sentences describing a situation where a man wants to make love to a woman, but she's not in the mood, but requires some gentle persuasion: "DID YA EVER RAPE SOMEONE?"
This is an example of "A Declan Moffat".

by Captainfailure April 11, 2008

declan mckenna

a vegan rat

declan mckenna is an angel i hate him

by smellysmellsmelly October 11, 2018

Damla

Damla is a very beautiful and hot Turkish Girl.Every Boy want to Marry here,she is very dangerous

Hey dude,do you know Damla?She is very hot

by stella_92 December 31, 2016

Deflangivation Society

A society founded in 1959 to provide a safe haven for those with a keen interest in
deflangivating (the process of removing the leaves and stalk from a plant) to share
their experiences and socialise with like minded folk.

Person 1: I met the owner of Microsoft last night. I am waaaaaay cool.

Person 2: Dude, you loooooooose - the owner of the Deflangivation Society is my DAD.

Person 1: Woooooah, no way?

Person 2: Way. Now lick my shoes.

by The Deflangivator February 15, 2010

Deflated beaver

When you get your ladies beaver all hot and horny and then you stick in your 1 inch cock - she realizes what a disappointment and therefore her beaver becomes deflated

I gave my girlfriend my massive 1 inch cock which led to a deflated beaver

by Wingnut 13 June 1, 2019

delAAy

Term used to describe an American Airlines flight that is constantly delayed.

This is a big delAAy by American

by NLFan42 January 12, 2021

Declan Funk

Jewish

You must be Declan Funk because you don't celebrate Christmas.

by FunkFan530 February 17, 2022