dangledoom

the act of giving head and chewing it off at the same time

dude that girl totally dangledoomed me

by sam slam the backdoor man January 12, 2008

Disangled

Improperly angled. Misshappen. Like a vampire's face.

Edward Cullen, despite his popularity, is horribly disangled.

by Jubal2 August 24, 2011

defungled

comical deformity of your fingers or toes

his defungled second toe is bigger than the big toe.

by misspickle July 19, 2010

Dangledo

Penis; Used while romping.

No! I won't suck your dangledo!

by M-Jizzle July 14, 2008

jimmy dangled

when you cut your dingles off and put them in your friends choclate ice cream
(it has to be choclate so they can blend in)

jon didnt wipe for 2 weeks.he cut off his ass hair wit dingles in them. he decided to save them for a friends tastey snack later on in the day. he got some ice cream for his friend.jon went upstairs to his collection while joe was eating the ice cream. he put them on his ice cream and joe ate it. joe just got jimmy dangled.

by jordan leveille/chris hall/eddy apice June 22, 2007

dewanged

when the Chinese cut your big white hairy dick off for stealing stuff

Cody was dewanged for steal a truck, two 12 gauges, a beer

by StellHorny69 November 27, 2012

mentally deranged people

the type of people who don't even understand communism nor capitalism but have fallen victim to capitalist propaganda. capitalism, or crapitalism is a shit form of government that does not care about their people and will wage war with nations which disagree with them on some things. mentally deranged people are people who write define communism on the Urban Dictionary and write some shit like "no father figure", whilst a full essay on why capitalism sucks was written here too. nobody on this website even wrote a neutral viewpoint describing communism, having no jokes, just defining what it means. This is the society we live in. "Everyone elses opinion is wrong because I said so". on this website are a few ones "describing" communism and in them are only some "fatherless" memes or saying that theyre retarded. Our society is becoming worse by the milisecond. we have to realize that capitalism is not natural. It only cares about profit and lying to their people. Yeah, some communists did that a lot worse than capitalism could ever do (like for say, Stalin or Mao), but youre not better than them if you act like they did. it is estimated that over 650 milion people died from capitalist yoke like being fired from your job by a mean boss or being kicked out from your house by your parasitic landlord.

Person 1: "Communism is fatherless"
Person 2: "Go fuck yourself it isnt funny youre the most mentally deranged person from the most mentally deranged people ever how about you learn what it is stupid peice of capitalist shit"

by gigachad1 August 19, 2022