delaware 

Worst State '06-'06. Not only are the people from Delaware freakishly small, but bad breath and hair problems infect a good 50% of the inhabitants.

I was going to go to Delaware, but then I decided to slit my wrists and lay in the bathtub instead.

delaware by NJ4L May 18, 2007

delaware 

a place where theres nothing to do but sit around and watch tylers mom clean the house. growl!!!

i have to get my pleasure from delaware

delaware by MILF September 1, 2003

Delaware 

(adj) acts tough but when shit actually happens, is a total pussy, as evidenced by Delaware's reaction to the East Coast snowstorms of 2010 and 2011.

I thought she was gonna beat me up, but she's totally delaware in a fight.

Delaware by The Alexanders January 28, 2011

delaware 

Dela-where?!?

where the hell is it?

delaware by swat September 2, 2003

Delaware 

Delaware is a fake U.S. state that was made up to ease minds of plebs.

What do you call people from Delaware?
Liars.

Delaware by Word Wizurd September 28, 2019

Delaware 

Think about how bad Maryland is, then imagine it doesn't even have crabs; not like the std, like the cake.

Normal Person 1: Oh my God, where are we? Maryland's really this bad?

Normal Person 2: Hold your breath, we're in Delaware, and although it's tiny, we have three toll booths left until we get to Pennsylvania.

Person from Delaware: Hey, eff you guys, we have tax-free shopping.

All normal people: I'd rather pay.

Delaware by M Sala December 8, 2007

Delaware 

Possibly the least known city in Ohio, despite its being the county seat, Delaware remains unknown even to many of the people who live in the state capital, Columbus (approx. 30 mi. S). Symptoms include immediate drop in IQ, moderate to severe befuddlement, a sudden urge to hang your pants around your knees, and constant depression due to the air of mediocrity and lack of desire to do anything about it.

Dude 1: Hey, some guy from a place called Delaware is gonna meet me in the food court! Will you mapquest it for me?

Dude 2: ... What the hell, man? I just used this thing, like, five minutes ago! What's going on?

Dude 1: Unlock your screen, dude. And what in the Lord's name are you doing with your pants???

Delaware by TE69420ETC December 4, 2010