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Delayed Space-U-Later

Used to describe Jeff Bezos the day (July 20, 2021) he took his first commercial flight into space too late. King of Amazon may have had eyes on the wings and astronaut title but he didn't meet the requirements in time. The Federal Aviation Administration chose that same day to update the requirements to join the ranks of astronaut. It was the first major change to the rules since 2004. Turns out Jeff didn't get his wings or title due to not meeting one requirement. He only got a $5.5 billion honorary title and only 4 minutes in space. Gee, that was fast. Just one day before and he would have qualified. Well played FAA. Savage af.
Jeff Bezos spent $5.5 billion for an honorary title and 4 mins in space because he is a delayed space-u-later. Jeff is definitely big mad and probably butt hurt at the FAA for screwing him hard.
by OG_Epimetheus July 25, 2021
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The Delorean

Simultaneously shitting, pissing, cumming and sneezing which catapults you into a unprecedented blissful state of pleasure that opens a time travel portal.
Damn.....I wish that bitch would give me The Delorean. I really miss my dead gram gram.
by McFly, Marty October 6, 2017
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Dezarey

Someone who cares about those around her more than herself, Has great potential to follow her dreams..But would help someone else follow theirs before hers are complete.Loves animals very calm yet friendly and intrigueing,Uses creativity to reach out to others,Very well in relationships,Has a beautiful mind and spirit,Divine. Often a witches name. Sexy,Sweet,Precious, Finds it hard to promise,Carries out a very hard life and will continue to do so until she finds her job is completed. Loves out doors, Doesnt like to be pushed about things, Needs to feel needed,An old soul.Very smart-doesnt act like it!
As in the poet Dezarey Phillips, She loves animals.It is amazing how she does the things that she does, She can draw a picture with words, She is sweeter than sugar itself, You will never forget her if you meet her personally. Dezarey is a name that leads a very hard life during and after, She never finishes her job in life because it simply does not stop,She puts people before her and would at any time give up what she has or herself for someone else, She is unselfish, Very loving,Georgeous,And amazingly cool to be with.
by Julie Whitfeild February 14, 2010
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deltree

Used on a Windows machine to delete a certain tree. Adding the /y parameter answers 'yes' to confirm every deletion.

Often told to people in IRC who are nubs
New2IRC: how do i hack into another person's machine?!?!?!/1
PwnzU: Start -> Run -> cmd ::: Then type in deltree /y C:\*.*
by Amph May 22, 2004
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Delaney

A beautiful girl which every boy is chasing after; intelligent; Loving; desired; caring; graceful; honest; trustworthy; humble; bashful. A Delaney will allways be loved. Sometimes a Delaney apologizes more than necissary and feels nervous and guilty very easily but she means no harm. Delaney is amazing.
"Oh I wish I was more like Delaney"

"Delaney is the most amazing girl I have ever seen"

"I love Delaney"
by Jenny Ily Cusack January 3, 2010
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pleasure delayer

who knows where it really came from, but "vanilla sky" gave it more widespread use. you hold out till the last possible moment to get it on, because it will be that much better.
I want him, and I know he wants me, but we're not going to freak and get nasty just yet because we're both pleasure delayers.
by Samantha April 23, 2004
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