Upper Decking

giving John Barrowman a blowjob on a transatlantic flight

"In the middle of the night ... on a 747 on the upper deck" (hence the term "upper decking")

by qwapos September 7, 2012

Upper Decking

Deficating in the tank of someone's toilet, rather than the bowl. Often employed in malicious context.

Suzy could not figure out why her toiled would flush only brown water. Little did she know that Johnny had upper decked that bitch the previous night.

by Korthos July 27, 2004

refuckingtarded

someone who is very stupid or mentally slow and annoying

Tim: I fucked your girlfriend
Rob: You're refuckingtarded cause she's got crabs

by Bo D. January 28, 2007

deckington

Having something "on deck" is when you describe that you have 1 or more of these items in your physical possession all the time

Do you guys have fidgets?
O yea man we got them on Deckington check out the selection

by Deckington July 4, 2017

Top-decking

A house guest who defecates in one's host cistern, rather than, more conventionally, in the toilet, for comic effect.

Tony Blair and his wife Cherie were invited round by the Browns to congratulate Gordon on his appointment as Prime Minister. Cherie was furious because she never liked Gordon and wanted her Tony to stay on another 10 years. She said to herself : “I know, I'll fix 'em with a good smelly top-decking after the main course”.

by bromp May 15, 2008

dovefucking

The act of rubbing together, or 'tribbing,' between a woman's breast and another woman's vagina.

Jessica's legs opened almost automatically at the sight of Martha's ample but firm bosom; she had been dreaming of this moment for the longest time, and now finally some dovefucking was on the cards.
From A Bird in the Bush by Barbara Cartland

by Lez Dawson May 30, 2016

u/DeepFuckingValue

someone that makes an enormous amount of money from the stock market, particularly a stock that is shorted and betted on to go down and be worthless but it turns out to be valuable.

bro 1: wow justin just made over $22 million dollars on that GME stock, he's u/DeepFuckingValue Bro

bro 2: wow he's a god, i need to him to fuck my wife ASAP

by pocksocket January 27, 2021