Another well known failtroll tactic, whenever said troll's behavior, mannerisms or other means of trait are questioned he/she will always bring up a defence blaiming it on their own mental disability rather than try to fix it - they do it apparently because it makes their so called victims "RAEG".
by MM132 September 06, 2012
the tripod mounted twin beam dual reactor multipurpose particle ray with a built in ion cannon 3d particle accelleration device with a tissue mutation bean cryo genetical freezing sereum intergrated missle defence system nuclear powered air refraction device with a titanium plated nano enhanced bio genetic subterranean drilling unit with a cold fusion powered fission controlled pulse repition wave generator with a neuro planted japan made self installed mind manipularisation array with a biodegradable hand made master control terminal with a built in light emitting diode is good
by Hows Your [FACE] October 14, 2006
Paul Higham Self-Defence is a technique used by police forces to take down 3 people at once by using both arms and one leg, each hitting one person.
Dude did you watch crime watch?
Yeah, he used Paul Higham Self-Defence against three criminals! They had no chance against him.
Yeah, he used Paul Higham Self-Defence against three criminals! They had no chance against him.
by TheDaddyBadgerFace September 14, 2016
by @goodfriend February 09, 2023
When someone confronts you about your crime, so you respond by asking them if they've condemned Hamas for similar crimes.
AKA the Hamas-Dershowitz defence
AKA to Dershowitz
AKA the Hamas-Dershowitz defence
AKA to Dershowitz
"We questioned him about the allegations, but he played the Dershowitz defence"
"Your honour, I plead the Dershowitz, I may have committed a crime but so did Hamas"
"Your honour, I plead the Dershowitz, I may have committed a crime but so did Hamas"
by PrinceAndrewShould January 04, 2024
Man 1 : Why the hell are you watching that?
Man 2 : Oh Francis sent it me
Man 1 : Try to use The Francis Defence aren't ya?
Man 2 : Oh Francis sent it me
Man 1 : Try to use The Francis Defence aren't ya?
by Turtlejuice June 24, 2007
Catchphrase from the TV series Father Ted. When someone is caught stealing and they insist that the money was just resting in their account.
"Dave, can you give us an update on that guy who was abusing his power of attorney to steal from his grandmother?"
"Yeah, he was arrested and tried to use the Father Ted defence"
"really? how stupid does he think we are?"
"Yeah, he was arrested and tried to use the Father Ted defence"
"really? how stupid does he think we are?"
by eveonline2017 April 08, 2024