deKock

deKock (de KOK') n. 1. One who is at the extreme of social naivety. 2. A person who believes that he or she is an expert on any and every subject, often feeling the need to interject himself or herself into another group of persons' conversation(s) when he or she is clearly not invited and/or welcome. 3. A person who believes that he or she knows enough about any subject and that everyone else should, in turn, value his or her opinion and/or suggestion in relation to said subject. 4. A person who interjects himself or herself into a conversation he or she was not originally a part of, generally using a verbal phrase or statement that is either controversial, seemingly random and/or unrelated, or lacking in any sort of logical foundation to which all other persons in the conversation are unable to understand why and whence this statement was verbalized in the first place, often creating at the least a very awkward silence for all other parties, ergo signaling the end of the conversation itself.

(...conversation between John and Sally...Billy walks up in middle of conversation and stares, listening intently, making both Sally and John uncomfortable)

John (to Sally): ...so I was wondering if it's possible to do a thermal analysis on the heat shield.
Sally (to John): Yes, we could run the results of the testing through our new computer program the software engineers created for us...
Billy (interjecting): Why don't we re-do the tests only this time paint the heat shield in a coat of non-electrically conductive silicone material with special enzymes that over time will create a solid biological protective barrier against heat, then run the heat shield over with a plasma torch and blast it with a radioactive stream of protons??

(...awkward silence...blank stares...Billy leaves)

John (to Sally): Man, that guy always has to be such a deKock!

by X!. December 14, 2008

deKock block

deKock block (de KOK' blok) v. 1. To impede or stand in the way of the progress of others in a very naive fashion. n. 2. The act of impeding or standing in the way the progress of others in a very naive fashion.

John: Sally, I need you to bust out the TPS reports by 4:20 so we can leave on time today.
Sally: I can't! Billy is bogarting all the spreadsheets so he can, and I quote, "think of a way to concoct some sort of new-fashioned analysis" and he says he won't be done until tomorrow...
John: Man, Billy is always deKock blocking my plans!

by X!. December 14, 2008

Decockus

A little braid or strand of hair left out of a girl's ponytail/ updo. Can also be found on men; When all of the man's hair is cut in a short buzz cut except a small part in the back which is usually long enough to braid.

I thought Milton was hott until he turned around and I was faced with his 6 inch decockus. It was braided!!!!

by DecockusAlmighty December 18, 2009

decockz

Dick withdrawl

After weeks of not having sex Lucy went through decockz from lack of intimacy

by Tastefullytrashy April 25, 2016

decockataded

To remove a man's penis and a violent matter

Who found out her boyfriend was cheating so she decockataded him

by TREAD MARK May 17, 2017

Decockle

A situation where there is a state of confusion after you have royally messed up and you are now stuck in a state of confusion.

Joey found himself in a decockle when he called his girlfriend a simp.

by Username+ November 25, 2020

decockke

The opposite of "Bukkake"- When only a singular man ejaculates onto a singular females' face, usually in a fit of rage or depression as a result of loneliness

"OMG, Look he's involved in a decockke, i feel so bad for him"
"I wish just once i could have a decockke"
"If you invite another woman we cant have our own decockke"

by Jayselfie January 25, 2026