Danville

A conservative Bush-lovin town in California that would be voted off the island if on "Survivor" (if California was an island)

DANVILLE stands for:
D- daddy's got money, mommy's got booty (after a lot of plastic surgery)
A- assholes who pick on poor people and listen to bad music
N- naughty little potheads who watch naughty porn after reading their bibles
V- virgins who dress slutty (also stands for vain and conceited)
I- intelligence...nonexistant
L- lets go to Berkeley, I wished I lived there, it's such a ghetto-ass town, we can buy cheap weed and go shopping at a thrift store and pretend we're cool ass punk rockers
L- lets party and get drunk and do drugs cause we are so goddamn rich we can't stand how goddamn rich we are
E- "Evil Land" if you switch the letters around

by the way, the cage around the oak tree is there so drunk and stoned teenage drivers in escalades with expensive rims and those stay-at-home soccer moms in SUVs don't knock down the poor misplaced tree

Bob Downey Jr. lives in Danville and smokes pot because he thinks Danville is soooo boring because he's never been anywhere else except Tahoe on the weekends.
Ruby Diamonds lives and Danville and goes to San Ramon, she hopes to keep up her 1.8 so that she could go to DVC, where she'll hopefully meet a hot rich guy, get married, move back to Danville and breed the next generation of Dan-villans.

by MY NAME! How dare you ask me what MY NAME is!! July 25, 2008

Danville

Danville is a small town in northern california, about a half hour from oakland/sf. Danville children are judgemental and think they're better than everyone else, and it's never true. If you aren't popular in Danville, your life will completely suck. Teenagers in Danville have fun by starting shit with eachother, taking pictures 24/7 and putting them on facebook, and pretending they're happy. No one in Danville is really slutty, they're basically all just virgins. No one at either San Ramon or Monte Vista has gotten pregnant, and everyone lies about who they sleep with. In general, the girls who attend San Ramon think they're prettier than they actually are. There are no hot guys at San Ramon. Everyone says they are open minded, but thats an obvious lie because secretly everyone hates eachother. Danville is home to probably the fakest people you will ever meet. To prove that they are cool to others, students will smoke marijuana and play beerpong, and take pictures of all of this to post on facebook. Kids in Danville are rich, exclusive and self-absorbed...except for Del Amigo kids, they're just trash.

Keith- I'm goin out with a DANVILLE babe!!!
Travis- You're SO not getting any.

by lolstop February 5, 2009

Cruella Deville

when a woman is performing fellatio on a man and before he ejaculates he pulls out and ejaculates on each side of her head and hair.. thus creating a cruella deville look alike.

damn this seafood is good... excuse me miss but i think it would look nice if you added some streaks to your attire... a cruella deville perhaps? hmm?

by Loren The Guy June 26, 2007

Damillione

A real man. Everyone loves him especially the ladies. Often described as Gods gift to this earth. He is a one of one and cannot be copied. You’d want a Damillione in your life.

Damillione is the love of my life

by Dmacdaking November 23, 2021

Devillion

A layperson’s name for the number one followed by 666 zeros, 10⁶⁶⁶—a quantity that is hell-bent to prove itself to be of relevance or significance to mathematicians, metamathematicians, or theomaticians.

Could Hades hold a devillion souls if the wicked aliens from other planets or galaxies were fated to live eternally with earthlings?

by Fasters March 24, 2023

Izzack Davila

A man with the best curls and the most curls

You got the "izzack" perm.
I want to be just like "Izzack" Broda.

Izzack Davila is a man with the best curls BRODA

by 💣 December 8, 2019

Danville VA,

Oh Danville.... wow what a shitty town.. the only thing to do here is school, Friday night football games and party. Some of the rednecks park their trucks beside the forgotten k-mart beside the bowling alley just to scream “YEE YEE” and post on Snapchat that they are having a “fun” time.. there’s two different parts of the city. The county and the city.. the county is filled with a bunch of county boys and southern bells they pretty much all go to tunstall.. and that school is filled up with snobby kids that are rude to everyone except the emo kids they are pretty cool.. then we move the the city.. the city highschool is George Washington high school.. GW is a good school over all the kids are all nice to each other and they all watch out for each other.. bullying isn’t really a thing there. Everyone minds their Business.. there’s a lot of friend groups in gw there’s the ghetto fabulous, the Emo group, the 420 friendly kids , the drama club kids, the nerds, football players, jocks, video game lovers, and many more.. but they all fit in at gw and gw takes pride in the kids and the kids take pride of gw... so you’ve got a look into the highschool life’s of your fellow danvillions...

Danville Va, : A small city on the border of Virginia and North Carolina

Steve: Oh they are from Danville?

Jen: yes, couldn’t you tell by the driving??

Steve: that’s true..

by XxxThatdanvillekidxxx October 13, 2018