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Davenport North High School

A high school in Iowa where white kids think they're black. This school is not intended for those who make fun of ghetto people otherwise they will be shot. This school also has a really badass newspaper staff, and anyone entering the high school (with a brain) should definitely join the staff. Band and orchestra are awesome, and choir is okay I guess.

This high school is also skilled in destroying the minds and free wills of anyone who enters their doors.

For further refrence, please see example.
Guy: Yo girl, how was yo weeken'?

Girl: Mmhm, boy you know how I get when I party. And Deschelle and i were togetha earlier.

Guy: So how is yo' pre-pre-pre-algebra class?

Girl: Pleaz boy, i don't do my homework.

Note: These people are both white, they were also top of their middle school classes. untill they got to davenport north high school...
by pursuitofthewildcatsnotdyin' November 3, 2009
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Two Chimps On a Davenport

A sex act where two men double team a woman using bandana peels as condoms.
Why is the station so slippery?

Two Chimps on a Davenport.
by Chippydippydingdong November 8, 2011
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DAVENPORT

A MAN FULL OF KNOWLEDGE, A HANDYMAN, AND A CERTIFIED PORNSTAR. HES GOT A HUGE DING-A-LING.
HELP! MY COMPUTER DOESNT WORK...CALL DAVENPORT, HE WILL FIX IT...
by 4FT TALL May 31, 2023
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Davenport Dick

Davenport: A series of sofas produced by the now-defunct A.H. Davenport Company.
Dick: A man's unit.
Davenport Dick: The act of putting a man's unit underneath the cushion to simulate doggy-style sex.
When asked if I got laid last night, my reply was simply: "No, I had to Davenport Dick it."
by Bonquisha Malone September 10, 2012
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sirr davenport

by DripgodDrip2.0 April 13, 2019
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Davenport Handshake

A large athletic built woman who can pick up a miniature man with her thumb in his butthole to perform the art of falatio while holding him up
Man, I went to Davenport Iowa and met this huge bitch, she gave me the nastiest Davenport handshake of my life.
by Koolaid24 July 1, 2024
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Davenport Steamer

Verb - The act of smashing out someone's windshield then squatting and taking a shit on their dashboard. This probably originated in Davenport, IA where people do this all the time.
That fucker cut me off, so I followed him to the restaurant and did a Davenport Steamer on his new ride. Imagine the look on his face when he comes out of the restaurant with his girl and sees his windshield smashed out and a fresh shit loaf on his dashboard!
by Rosemarysbaby666 September 13, 2021
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