Dick Fart. Similar to a female queef. Usually takes place after the removal of a catheter or other object from the penis after being left in place over a prolonged period of time.
"So I was in the hospital after my car accident, and the nurse had just removed my catheter. Well I had to fuckin' piss like a race horse on steroids after she removed it, and weirdest shit happened after I got done takin' my piss. It's like my dick had to dart and get the extra air out of my bladder...ya know...like a little dick fart."
by DBallz_3 April 16, 2010
A retard - 3/4 of brain is made up of flem-glands
Appears in many comic strips, as a superhero...flem-man
With his superior flem glands, he can swing across buildings with trails of mucus.
Appears in many comic strips, as a superhero...flem-man
With his superior flem glands, he can swing across buildings with trails of mucus.
by Peter/Bub - THE COALITION May 8, 2004
by jennie-may August 30, 2007
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by Suicider October 6, 2003
Dallas Area Rapid Transit is a money hungry, regional transit system that will take you there, any where, for the right price.
A bus operator who will scream "I am not stupid, I been doing this job for 15 years, GET THE FUCK OFF MY BUS" when trying to board a bus route with an expired bus pass.
(DART BUS)
A bus that is owned by DART that will brake down a block away from the transit center, and or screws will come loose from the walls, windows, doors, and ceiling. When your running late the bus is early, when you are early the bus is running late.
A bus operator who will scream "I am not stupid, I been doing this job for 15 years, GET THE FUCK OFF MY BUS" when trying to board a bus route with an expired bus pass.
(DART BUS)
A bus that is owned by DART that will brake down a block away from the transit center, and or screws will come loose from the walls, windows, doors, and ceiling. When your running late the bus is early, when you are early the bus is running late.
Woman 1: What is the cheapest way to get around in the metroplex?
Woman 2: Ride DART all day with a day pass
Man 1: My car broke down!
Man 2: Well get on DART, Here, go with my pass form yesterday, they don't care.
Man 1: Hell...NO... I tried to get smart with the bus operator one day and she went all DART on my ass.
Woman 2: Ride DART all day with a day pass
Man 1: My car broke down!
Man 2: Well get on DART, Here, go with my pass form yesterday, they don't care.
Man 1: Hell...NO... I tried to get smart with the bus operator one day and she went all DART on my ass.
by DARTRIDER July 30, 2009
1. Keith says, "Look at that dude with them mix-matched shoes." Simon says, "Keith, you are such a DART."
by LOLLOL October 15, 2006