The Darkness

The best band to come out of East Anglia or infact the whole of England. Fronted by Justin Hawkins, with an amazing voice & also an awesome guitar-playing ability, The Darkness truly enjoy everything they do, unlike some other bands who really take temselves too seriously. They were never a 'joke band' for the simple fact that they can actually play their instruments WELL. Just because they don't take thmeselves too seriously doesn't mean they are a comedy act.
Line up also includes : Axe Wielding God Dan Hawkins, Fantastic Bassist Richie Edwards, and Skins Batterer Ed Graham.
The Darkness ROCK. End Of.

The Darkness come up with the most fantastic lyrics, including 'I've never seen a bail of hay move so fast..She was a bona-fide forking genius'English Country Garden

by Claire.x April 20, 2006

Darkness

Wide-nosed, delirious mothafuckas who are cold as ice. They should have NEVER gave those niggas money.

RIP Rick James, you will always be the OG Superfreak. Fuck MC Hammer.

by Tony Rigatoni August 25, 2004

hello darkness my old friend

Originally a song from 1964, with over 91 million views it was uploaded to YouTube in 2009 and became a meme.

dark|ness
ˈdɑ knəs
NOUN
wickedness or evil:
"the forces of darkness"
synonyms: evil · wickedness · corruption · sin · sinfulness · iniquity ·

Simon: Hello darkness, my old friend.
Darkness: I have a boyfriend.

Simon: Walks into physics class
Simon: Hello darkness, my old friend.

When you have a math test and haven't studied.
hELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND !!

by trashscn November 23, 2016

the darkness

A band you claim you hate but secretly listen to their songs in your basement. Really really creepy but that just makes them yummier. I hate em but I love them. They just broke in America with "I Believe in a Thing Called Love". The lead singer screechs like a bat and fights off giant crabs! How cool is that?!

The next Queen? No! There is no next Queen!

by Evil Bella January 7, 2004

hello darkness my old freind

If You Looked Up Hellow Darkness My Olf Friend You Are A Meme Master Or You Watched Trolls(WITCH I HATE plz dont hate me) ANYWAY Here Is The Definition

*Your Friend Has A Ice Cream Cone And Trips And Falls* You Should Say "Hello Darkness My Old Freind" I Think Lol

by DefinitionMasterDudeJkImTotaly November 5, 2017

Abyss of darkness

A geometry dash level that was created by Exen (now neiro) and verified by cursed Dhils Thik who had over 100k attempts dropped it after 2 fails at 98% The level currently stands on number one on the demon list as of 18th of june 2022, it has a frame perfect start which requires 0.002 seconds to react to and a lot of luck as the ending is a frame perfect wave it requires immense dedication and skill and little to no luck. Also known as aod

Hey dude you heard about abyss of darkness?
yeah the top 1 with the frame perfect start?
Yeah it got top 1
dam

by a sussy meaning guy thing June 19, 2022

Ganon, The King of Darkness

The main antagonist from "The Legend of Zelda", the wielder of the Triforce of Power, and The King of Darkness.

He looks like a huge blue pig with scaly hands and ram horns.

His exact appearance differs from game to game, but in "Ocarina of Time" he had a long, wiggling, piggy nose... O_o

Ganondorf used the Triforce of Power to transform into Ganon in a desperate attempt to defeat Link.

Ganon will be invisible, so you'll have to keep stabbing blindly. When you hit he'll...

by Alian's Ennui September 5, 2005