danish

noun: a house cats anus

verb: to penetrate a house cats anus
The cat's danish is sticking out a little.. perhaps you should let it out?

I can't wait to danish that pussy.
by t3s April 17, 2007
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Danish Zehen

Cutest and the kindest person ever seen ❤He was a youtuber,he was really hardworking and talented.....He used to call his fam;Fambruh even though he is not with us he will always be alive in ur heart. Imysfm 🥺
Danish Zehen
by Littlemusssss November 30, 2020
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danish landmine

A Lego brick left on the floor that you step on in the middle of the night..
I went to get a midnight snack and stepped on a danish landmine my kid had left in the kitchen. I couldn't walk for three days.
by weasel1969 October 07, 2017
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danish weekend

a euphemism for sex with pastries.
"That doughnut looks delicious."
"Hands off! I'm saving it for a danish weekend."
by randytaylor May 21, 2009
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Danish Trebuchet

Verb~ The act of masturbating until the point of climax with the penis between your legs and pointed backwards. Upon climax, one releases said penis, causing a "trebuchet" like motion and fires the ejaculate onto ones own face.
Brad: what did you do last night buddy?

Carl: I watched some SOA and then performed the

Danish trebuchet before lights out.

Brad: Oh my god, did you vomit?

Carl: yes.
by Davids Towels October 26, 2014
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Danish exit

Sudden and unanounced leaving from a cool party using a seemingly harmless excuse.
A danish exit would be: "wait a sec guys i'm just dropping off my bag at home here and be right back!"
by Derpenstein1977 October 12, 2013
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Danish Oven

When your dog farts in the bed, then gets under the covers to get away from his own smell, leaving you to deal with it. The inverse of the Dutch oven.
Christ, Homer just gave us the Danish Oven
by Yeggo June 07, 2007
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