Danish

Danish is an adjective for cute.

Mike: Yo bro, check out the new girl.
John: Holy fuck man, shes so Danish!!!!!!

by Tegbir Sidhu December 8, 2012

Danish grandma

A pseudo-sexual act in which the male (ideally one that is vertically endowed, with large hands) straddles the female whilst stretching the scrotal epidermis over his clog wearing partner's forehead. The ideal effect is such that the female appears grandmother like, due to her new wrinkly, veiny forehead.

"My girlfriend just came home with a pair of clogs, I fear she may want to perform the Danish grandma."

by Beer Sailor December 5, 2009

Danish Suicide

when a guy lays down on a bed, on his back and a woman stand over his head and does a backbend and sucks his dick.

(you can also eat her pussy at the same time.)

"Man, last night i was fucking this freak, and out of nowhere she stood up and gave me a danish suicide.

by Mr. Air Nape April 20, 2009

danishing

beauitful, good, nice looking

daemien, you look danishing today.

by capitian crunch February 9, 2010

danish windmill job

When three chicks take turns on your knob, one after the other; while one is working on the penis, the other two are performing analingus and/or sucking on your testicles.

Spring break was awesome! I got my first Danish Windmill Job ... it was better than I expected.

by Fipi Lele January 25, 2008

Danish

Danish is the language spoken in Denmark. Denmark holds 3 letters not known to many other countries but Sweeden and Norway: Æ is pronounced like the German Ä, Ø is pronouced abit like the German Ö, and Å not really like any other letter, but it reminds abit like Oh but not a long oh but fast.

Funny danish sentence, that foreingers always screw up: Rødgrød med økologisk fløde. Red porridge with organic cream.

by And F May 26, 2008

danish chamber

The act of trapping someone in a bathroom after having taken a massive shit.

Estella's face went green after she was Danish chambered by Juan Jose for 5 minutes.

by Juan Estellosa December 29, 2013