dads a goat

A man called Andrew who has one ear.

Yer dads a goat lad

by Goaty boy July 18, 2020

dádos

the german-asian overlord of alcohol. owner of all the infinity shots - B52, božkov, tatra tea, becherovka, beluga and absinth. always surrounded in nicotine vapour

have you heard about dádos? his goal is to eliminate half of all jeffreys in the universe

by lexpumas December 12, 2021

staple in my dads newspaper

To mean a regular occurrence or thing that is familiar to you, your friends or your family. Something that is characteristic of the thing or occurrence in question.

"Oh I hate fog"

"Well where I'm from it's a staple in my dads newspaper"

"Getting roasted by your mates it's just a staple in my dads newspaper"

by Calchum October 13, 2017

D.A.D.S (dads)

“Day after drinking shits”

“I shouldn’t have drank so much last night, the D.A.D.S are killing me.”
“The D.A.D.S?”
“Yeah, it means day after drinking shits”
D.A.D.S (dads)- day after drinking shits

by bigtiddiegothgf February 24, 2019

Council of Dads

A secret society of dads that controls massive corporations and even whole countries created by four highschoolers with massive dongs for the sole purpose of reverting things back to the “good old days”.

Dad #1: I propose the Council of Dad’s takes away stacey’s phone privileges for the week. All in favor respond with “Haha Good One”
Council Of Dads: Haha Good One

Son: Hey dad do you belong to the council of Dads?

Dad: I have no idea what you are talking about, by the way our flight is at 8am we need to leave at 4am.

by Lajeanne florist April 6, 2020

two dads

Anyone with a hyphenated surname.

Examples include Daniel "two dads"Day-Lewis whose father Cecil Day-Lewis once opined "As a writer I do not use the hyphen in my surname – a piece of inverted snobbery which has produced rather mixed results".

by M_Es_is_best October 13, 2015

dadster

When someone is calling his/her dad/father/pop, but doesn't feels like using the three words as stated above thus, he/she will use 'dadster'.

Oh dang! Dadster's friends are coming over later.
My dadster is an astronaut.

by leangology December 21, 2009