Upstairs Duchess

When a woman does a hand-stand, and you eat her out.

My girlfriend wants me to do the Upstairs Duchess on her, but she doesn't have that good of a balance....or a pussy.

by RaggedyMule January 19, 2012

The Duchess

A delicious alcoholic beverage to enjoy mainly in the evenings: Decaf coffee, Kahlúa, Godiva chocolate liqueur, and chocolate bitters.

A Duchess walks into a bar.
“I’ll have The Duchess beverage, please.”

by DuchessMermaid January 18, 2020

Hot duchess

When your 13 year old off-spring has a wet fart or shart under thicc bed covers

"maw, I had a hot duchess in my bed"

by Halfbrainnear May 21, 2022

bubblegum duchess

a girl who is snotty, celebrity-obsessed, known to obsess over wearing 'in' clothes, boy-crazy and likes to act like they are in a Disney sitcom, except that this girl beleives herself to be a 'better person" than others. usually really into the whole "sweet valley high" thing.

girl one: I can't beleive it. Suzy Schmuzy has another boyfriend. We're only in the seventh grade!
girl two: I've been trying to tell you, she's a major bubblegum duchess.

by Amaya14 December 10, 2009

Sweaty Duchess

Proper Noun: Queen of the Grapevine, master manipulator. keeper of secrets. Covets Huckleberry Finn and his Fucklord 50KK

Geoffrey: Yo dude, I'll let you in on a secret, but you have to promise not to tell... *looks around covertly* ... the Sweaty Duchess
Sweaty Duchess: DID SOMEBODY SAY SECRET?????????
Geoffrey: AA FUCK RUN DUDE SHE's COMINGGGggjdgsdG:Gsdgds
Sweaty Duchess: *cleansing hands of residual blood* sorry sis. no secrets in this house

by Just another CFG December 30, 2018

Drama Duchess

A girl who is dramatic, but not quite dramatic as a Drama Queen.

Norbert: "wow look at those elks!"

Laquisha:"oh my god!!!!!!! i've never seen such a beautiful animal!!!! i want to buy all the elks in the world and laugh and giggle and cuddle with them for the rest of my living days"
Norbert: "Your being a drama duchess!"

by McKinno November 9, 2010

Madam Duchess

Madam Duchess refers to a woman of noble birth who falls into prostitution or a woman of low morals who acts upper class. From the book by Liliana Hart.

The Madam Duchess is nothing more than a pauper providing the most carnal pleasures for a price.

she thinks she’s posh but she soon bent over like a right madam duchess

by Pallyboy69 September 23, 2021