nigger dollars

food stamps

Joe: You had better pay me back for that weed
Nig: with what?
Joe: dont you have any cash?
Nig: oh yea man right here
Joe: what the fuck are these?!?!
Nig: food stamps=)
Joe: ok ill take it htis time but next time no nigger dollars!

by tits mahonay April 2, 2010

then i found 5 dollars

when you tell a bad story, and everyone knows it, say "and then i found 5 dollars" to make people think that it wasnt a shity story.

Me: "so the other day i went bowling"
Larri: "and...?
Me: "i almost bowled a 200!"
Larri: "that was the worst story ever"
Me: "...then i found 5 dollars"
Larri: "AWESOME!!!"

by Ductape419 December 2, 2007

heart dollars

the sentimental value of something you bought and love measured in dollars, used when you cannot express how much you love something.

See that furniture? For me, I love it so much that it is worth a billion heart dollars!
I love my Nintendo 64, so much that i'd give it a septilion heath dollars!

by Craftee September 25, 2014

1000 dollars

A grand, a Cleveland

1. The car I purchased cost a 1000 dollars

2. The car I purchased cost a Cleveland

by Dunking stones May 4, 2018

rape dollars

noun:
1. a payment in the form of rape
2. rape currency
3. a payment to another given in the form of unwanted Sex

misc:
1. Often exchanged in Prisons

Bob made a deposit in rape dollars to be withdrawn nine months later.

by KillaSmooth September 7, 2006

and then I found ten dollars!

A tag line to add to the end of boring, stupid, or otherwise crappy stories. Amount of money should fluctuate proportional to the level of crappiness

...so the whole time we had been standing in the band room, and I kept thinking, "Wow, I really love band", uhh... and then, I found TEN dollars!!!

by stevie September 19, 2003

brown dollars

The proprtion of your wages that you earn while taking a turd at work. Professional defecation.

"15 minutes til lunchtime... Pass me the newspaper I'm gonna go earn some brown dollars".

"Nathan's been in the shitter for well over half an hour, he's earning some serious brown dollars today!"

by TheClam April 11, 2008