dictator turtle

The dictator turtle is a fearless, yet slow and inactive, animal that will hunt down its prey whenever needed. It is called a dictator turtle, because it is crucial for it to feel in power and control at all times.

An example could include a seemingly peaceful night, where everything seems to be in order. Suddenly, however, the dictator turtle discovers that a regular turtle has moved in on its territory, and now it will do everything in its power to retain his area, and fight this intruder to his death.

by Testudo1 November 7, 2013

Dictator

Mr. Potato Head is a dictator.

Spuddy: "Hey there goes Mr. Potato Head!"

Frenchie: "Yea, he's a dictator!"

Spuddy: " Don't give Mr. Potato Head!"

Frenchie: "That's for sure!"

by dickandahalf July 10, 2010

The Libyan Dictator

When a man is having sex with a woman from behind and he accidentally slips out of her vagina and stabs her in the asshole with his penis. He then yells, "GADDAFI!"

I totally gave Lindsay "The Libyan Dictator" last night. There was less bloodshed in the video I made.

by Shoopspawn November 4, 2011

Shrödingers Dictator

The current position of North Korean Dictator, Kim Jong Un. He is simultaneously dead and alive.

Jerry: "How do you think Kim Jong Un's doing?"
Adam: "It looks like Shrödingers Dictator."

by CharacterLimit April 29, 2020

The Urban Dictator

The most awsome defeniton-writer in the history (and future) of Urban Dictionary!

The Urban Dictator has started a Urban Dictionary Democracy!

by The Urban Dictator August 3, 2017

urban dictator

The Head Man at Urban Dictionary who dictates what entries are accepted or rejected.

Urban Dixie: Please Mr. Urban Dictator, I'll do ANYTHING to get my entries on the Dick.

by Urban Dixie May 31, 2006

Celestial Dictator

God

Who else but a celestial dictator would set up an eternal concentration camp for nonbelievers?

by Submitters of Words May 12, 2011