duckmansoup

Hayden Cossart has big pp

Wow! Duckmansoup

by Yeomanbanjo May 23, 2019

Dickan

When a guy puts stuff paper in his pants to make it look like he has a big dick.

He is doing the Dickan lmao
Ik lmao

by ...SOMEONE_A May 19, 2020

The Dickhand

The act of placing your hands on your genitals and then in the presence of people, places, or things where they are unwanted. Most common in the preparation of food, while shaking hands, or to making contact with an enemy/rival. This is done either intentionally to spite, or unconsciously, usually after using the bathroom and not washing.
Can provide some temporary satisfaction for the "giver". Females can aslo give "the Dickhand"

You shouldn't have yelled at the drive-thru attendant. Now our food will probably get the dickhand

Danny is a jerk, that's why I gave him the dickhand when he dapped me.

by Jdbbl May 23, 2008

Dickmas

Christmas for your dick. For use when your tummy banana is seeing so much action that your dick thinks it's Christmas.

Since I got ripped it's been fucking Dickmas!

by Greg_Zepplin June 4, 2011

dickmatized

verb or noun. When the dick makes you say/do crazy things

1. Marquise had Lyssa so dickmatized she almost broke into his home and raped him.
2. She was so dickmatized during sex, she yelled out I love you.

by BigCockholdBihhh August 27, 2016

Dickmatized

Dickmatized is when your man fucks you so good that you immediately have to take a nap to rejuvenate yourself.

Girl: "Damn you just fucked the shit out of me. I feel so dickmatized right now. I'm bout to go to sleep."

by LilNoseBleed October 30, 2019

Dicksman

A man, with the knowledge and skill to not only be good in bed but satisfy , respect, and completely dickmatize his woman. The dicksman, is not a selfish, lover, hes not prudish, and anything and sexual is never shameful but embraced . The dicksman can bring out the inner most kinky sexual nature of even the most prudest person, and make her feel classy, never shameful of her desires, . Very few are able to fall under this category. A dicksman can also calm even the most highest of anxieties, and flares of hormones,. and will use this skill to simply but his partner to sleep if needed

Why would i need to cheat on my husband , he is a dicksman

by KayKayDungan December 21, 2016