kicked it in the dick

to have excelled at or to triumphed within and action or calling

person 1 - "how was your interview"
person 2 - "kicked it in the dick"

by donovan wilkinson January 28, 2007

stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas

To pass off bad news as good news. Usually it applies to when this act is incredibly obvious and poorly executed. When this is done, it is usually even more offensive than simply telling someone the bad news.

The doctor said that Joe was lucky to be paralyzed, since he'd no longer have to worry about getting into skateboarding accidents. All he did was stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas.

by magusguy October 1, 2007

it smells like big-foots dick

an expression used to say something smells awful

"uhg it smells like big-foots dick" is what larry said when he came in the room.

by luwis December 20, 2008

It's a joke not a dick you don't have to take it so hard

something said when someone takes the joke too seriously or personally and they need a reminder of what they're mad about. knocks the sense back into someone real quick.

Samuel: It's a joke not a dick you don't have to take it so hard
Emanuel: I wish it was...
Samuel: what.
Emanuel: what.

by DaddyPomegranate January 6, 2021

A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ

When someone takes a cock and shoves it so far up your ass your body recognizes it as a new organ.

Dude 1: I read the book A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ.\
Dude 2: Yeah man A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ is a good book

by Senapi April 21, 2021

Did it to save my dick

An asshole thing you do in order to save your own ass. It's considered saving your dick when you screw someone over really bad just to getout of something yourself making it 10 times as worse as just saving your ass. Once someone has "done it to save my dick" they have caused a never ending cycle of people fucking up other people just to save themselves. The only way to stop this cycle is if someone manages to get to the person who started it all and either narc on them or beat the shit out of them. If someone screws you over and says they did it to save their dick, they are completed justified and you have to deal with it or fuck them up.

Friend #1: Dude, why did you tell your mom that I was the one who pissed on your couch?

Friend #2: Do you know what would happen if my mom found out I did it? I did it to save my dick.

by TriggerWave October 18, 2008

Do it on the dick

To see if a female is able to do all of those freaky flexible positions and twerk videos and gestures to your dick

Yeah yeah that was live but can she do it on the dick though

by Angry pirate hooker69 April 11, 2020