dicking around

its when an elderly woman sleeps around profusely.

lukes mom is dicking around with all of his friends

by SLooooooooooob October 29, 2003

Dick Around Dylan

D.A.D is the best youtuber ever. he makes funny youtube videos about him fucking with people!

yo did you see Dick Around Dylan's new video?

by fly around fred yt May 26, 2019

urban dicking around

The time of day, usually during a boring geography or technology lesson when one to three people, usually massive lads, spend their 40 minutes of education on urban dictionary laughing at all the bant uploaded by everyone.

lad1: hey m8, we've got tech now
lad2: i kno, what a load of crap!!!
lad1: i kno what we can do!
lad2: what m8?
lad1: lets pretend were doing folder work downstairs and we can do abit of urban dicking around!

lad2: BANTER!

*usually a fist bump or a high five occurs at this point!

by chickenwizzard December 07, 2009

baby dicking around

While wasting time or not being productive, doing an immature act that ruins the enjoyment for others.

We were having fun at the club, until Scott started baby dicking around and got us all kicked out.

by RichChigga July 19, 2016

Diddle-Dicking Around

Wasting your time doing something, when you're supposed to be doing something else.

Dad: Quit diddle-dicking around, we've got to go!
Son: Yes, dad..

by BANDG33K_2009 March 10, 2011

slap dicking around

Doing a pointless activity for no reason but to piss away time.

I had nothing to do so I started slap dicking around with my dong for about an hour.

by Pussy master January 22, 2014

dicking around the cockbush

dragging ass, moving slow, not being productive, thinking about something other than task at hand

those two bastards are dicking around the cockbush.

by bigdog967 February 04, 2010