Not to be confused for when someone takes a dump and clogs your toilet - this term is used for people who repeatedly flake on commitments so you must charge them an upfront deposit for any upcoming activity/trip. This way if they were to flake after the Afer deposit was already paid, any remaining financial costs won't have to be split up amongst the rest of the group. This is usually the last straw implemented right before the person is eliminated from any group chats the peers may have.
Fuck, he really wants to come on this trip? Who invited him? We'll have to charge him the Afer deposit to be safe
by Hugh Jassticles August 30, 2019
by Your banking advisor August 08, 2011
by Steve_Juggernaut March 11, 2011
The act of letting off a nasty fart while using the ATM at the bank after hours, and quickly exiting and shutting the door for the next customer to enjoy. May also apply to skanking out the bathroom at Starbucks and giggling as you leave it for the next customer to "experience ".
by GordoLoco January 29, 2020
the deposit of faithpoop
by MoralityisForPoopFaces March 17, 2010
The money a property management company will ask you to pay before renting one of their apartments/units to you, which they will hold until you move out and leave the property in the same condition you recieved it. A.K.A Money you will never see again.
by Ye Olde Balls October 08, 2009
(Noun): To masturbate whilst standing on one's head, then upon the point of orgasm, shooting one's ejaculate into one's own mouth.
His shoulders on the ground and his naked backside pressed against the marine-themed wallpaper, the Direct Deposit left him with a face full of his own man-seed.
by Sir Michael McEwan April 30, 2008