dawson

dawson is a scrawny kid who only has his grades to brag about. he constantly brags about his grades, but that doesn’t get him too far when he’s getting beat the fuck up.

dawson is such a fucking loser

by oh s d kill January 30, 2020

Dawson

Usually a guy who lies all the fucking time. He'll screw up a relationship with the girl of his dreams for some hoe. Then he realizes that he messed up and tries to get his girl back, only to hurt her again. He thinks he's cool and sexy but really isn't. He's addicted to monsters and does all the dumb shit like weed. But he can be really sweet sometimes and gives great hugs. He'll make the worst mistakes and follows whatever his friends say. Sucks at skateboarding. Says he has a huge dick but really doesn't. Draws amazingly good. Is very emotional at times, usually uses anger. A good friend, and refers to hot girls as his "bestfriend" Usually a big manwhore but when he meets a special girl he will somewhat stay faithful for a while but then hurts the poor girl.

Girl 1: Man, I can't get over Dawson..
Girl 2: Well you need to cause he left you for some hoe! He obviously doesn't realize what he just threw away.

by Fatboi355 June 5, 2011

dawson

fat bitch that is okay at times

only showers if it it 100% dark outside with cold ass water

is bad at uno in every way, shape, and form.

kind of looks like a sex offender at certain angles but its fine ig

very L O U D

dawson, you're cool but im still gonna yeet your book across the classroom

by Humphrey Jones Has a small dic January 3, 2019

Dawson

Most Dawson’s have small-dick-itus. Periodt...

Friend 1: eww it’s Dawson, bet you $20 he got small-dick-itus.
Friend 2: alright lemme go check.
Friend 2: here’s your $20

by wannabemj November 11, 2020

dawson

A Dawson is an event that was worthy of the serie Dawson's Creek. Love triangle, cheating etc... involves people being really pissed and a lot of drama.

Guy 1 - Why do you always do Dawsons at parties?
Guy 2 - I had no other choice, his girlfriend was really into me.

by diab0li November 26, 2011

Dawson

An absolute beauty. A MONSTER in bed;). Such a beaut that he will buy you gifts in fortnite😍

P.S. he kinda quirky doe😳

Dawson is an ABSOLUTE BEAUT!

by SeeMacIsWhack2 July 25, 2019

Dawson

v. to consume alot of alcohol and jizz your pants while grinding with someone at a party or social event

Guy 1: dude why'd u stop grinding with her she was hot?

Guy 2: i dont know she just stopped and slapped me

Guy 1: (examining guy1's pants) Holy shit dude did you dawson?

by mtpirko December 27, 2009