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Permanent Head Damage (PhD)

What people with a PhD's have. First you gotta go through high school... then you gotta get your shit together and get into university you study your ass off for 4 years to get Bachelors... then you say to yourself "im really having fun killing my self, I should kill my self some more" and then you get your masters after 2 more years AND then after you are almost losing sense of reality and are having a mental breakdown you push away your last few friends and family members who are trying to bring you to your senses and then you decide to go for your PhD and then after 4 years of treacherous research you officially unlock a new power up that makes you permanently fried in the head.
Person #1: yo my prof is so weird bro.... he keep murmuring to himself when he teaches and his lecture notes don't even make sense
Person #2: Ahlie!
Person #3: yea I know its cuz he has permanent head damage (PhD), he has lost sense of reality.
by LightThief November 13, 2018
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Ring Damage

Ring Damage, the result of LORD (see separate definition) activity on a trading portfolio. Ring Damage is normally experienced the following morning & is a resultant of bouts of late night (& usually unsuccessful) outright trading. Ring Damage can become severe if the LORD activity goes unchecked. This may lead to long term & sometimes irreversible damage to the Ring. Ring damage can be insured for however.
Oh no, he was long & wrong again, that was LORD. We will see the ring damage shortly on our reports.
by Craig Smyth March 8, 2005
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Dababied

Like the rapper DaBaby, when someone gets dababied or dababies someone, they are getting beat tf up. Maybe even to the point where their pants are around their ankles.
1: I dababied the fuck outta Chris yesterday
2: I saw the video, his pants were around his ankles bruh!
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Van Damage

You an' yo' babe are in a bar. Drunk ruffian comes up to your girl and does an Etch-A-Sketch. He and his buds laugh.
You to your brutha: Hey dude, it's time to do some Van Damage.
Your brutha: Yo' Bro', let's get it on!
by Bruce Lee Majors May 16, 2006
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Collateral Damage

When someone is having major issues in their life that are totally unrelated to you but for some insane reason they are taking it out on you. You are now collateral damage in a fight that they should be having with someone else.
When Julie caught Tommy cheating on her she became convinced that all her friends were sleeping with him. She exploded on everyone and we were all collateral damage.
by Sugar Heather February 5, 2010
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yaba daba doo feet

My husband has Yabba Dabba Doo feet (otherwise known as Fred Flintstone feet) -- see photo submission here. They are troll-like and hairy, and very, very scary.
by Romey June 13, 2005
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