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D-T-F

"dude, im gonna get laid! shes D-T-F!"
by oisuxx October 23, 2007
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D.T.C.

D.T.C. stands for "down to cuddle"...it is a take on the traditional acronym D.T.F., or "down to fuck". When someone is desiring human affection in a non-sexual manner, they are ready to cuddle with someone.
Amy: Sarah, I'm cold and lonely...do you want to snuggle with me?

Sarah: Sure, I'm D.T.C.

Amy: Thank God, I'm freezing!
by katienedsfilthyfilms September 24, 2010
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D.T.P.

Down to plow
when the farmer first wakes up in the morning and fires up his tractor he' D.T.P.
by CanadaSuiter November 27, 2013
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D.T.A.

Dont trust anybody. Slogan for WWE superstar Stone Cold Steve Austin
by Laurence October 24, 2004
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D.T.F

Pat: Yo I'm kinda horny you think that girl is D.T.F?
Zak: Yeah, my girl says she's loose and is D.T.F anytime.
by Gbaby954 June 21, 2008
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D.T.R.

Wilma in a fit of rage and anxiety screams for some sort of understanding between her and the man she is seeing, Freddy. "Freddy where is all of this heading? Are we together or are we dating other people? We need to talk!"

Freddy sighs..."Wilma are we having another D.T.R.?"
by Sir Edmund Hillary January 16, 2008
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H.M.D.T.

Short for "How's My Dick Taste," this is said to a buddy who has played tonsil hockey with a girl who has previously given you a blowjob, presuming that some of the flavor of your penis was left in her mouth for him to taste. This is better left for your good friends (conveniently, groups of friends often pass the same girls around) because hearing H.M.D.T. can be quite offensive.
Hey Pat, How's My Dick Taste? (H.M.D.T.)
by Manute Bol January 13, 2008
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