An A+ arts school, located in Fort Myers, Florida, Cypress predominately contains Center kids, druggies, ghettos, and the kids who represent their ~sadness and pain with their black clothing and anime drawings. The minority includes rednecks, Beach kids, and the elite AP group.
Certain teachers at Cypress give off the impression that they never really stopped smoking weed and others like to have political debates with their classes. Cypress is infamous for it's "You know you go to CLHS if..." MySpace bullitens and it's thrice-monthly drug searches-which almost always round-up a few oblivious children.
Common characteristics for seniors enrolled at CLHS include getting obliterated almost every weekend and as a result, completing all of the previous Friday's assigned homework on Monday morning during the first few periods of the day, taking more road trips across the state of Florida than is probably necessary, slowly losing more and more sleep as the year goes on (especially pertaining to AP students), taking a fourth year of French just because Mrs. McCarthy is awesome, and becoming best friends with your guidance counselor.
Memorable days for CLHS include the Senior Parade of the class of '07, where pupils were found vomiting in classroom rubbish bins, jumping on teacher-owned vehicles, and running from the drug-search-cops with paper bags over their heads. Also, the '08 mock-election of Mrs. McGalliard's AP class that concluded in a successful ass-whooping of Barack Obama.
A high school career spent at Cypress Lake High School is never forgotten.
Certain teachers at Cypress give off the impression that they never really stopped smoking weed and others like to have political debates with their classes. Cypress is infamous for it's "You know you go to CLHS if..." MySpace bullitens and it's thrice-monthly drug searches-which almost always round-up a few oblivious children.
Common characteristics for seniors enrolled at CLHS include getting obliterated almost every weekend and as a result, completing all of the previous Friday's assigned homework on Monday morning during the first few periods of the day, taking more road trips across the state of Florida than is probably necessary, slowly losing more and more sleep as the year goes on (especially pertaining to AP students), taking a fourth year of French just because Mrs. McCarthy is awesome, and becoming best friends with your guidance counselor.
Memorable days for CLHS include the Senior Parade of the class of '07, where pupils were found vomiting in classroom rubbish bins, jumping on teacher-owned vehicles, and running from the drug-search-cops with paper bags over their heads. Also, the '08 mock-election of Mrs. McGalliard's AP class that concluded in a successful ass-whooping of Barack Obama.
A high school career spent at Cypress Lake High School is never forgotten.
by Ay bb November 2, 2008
School that is known for having a ton of students packed in the middle of Weston, FL. Known for its superior graduation rate and AP scores. Students sometimes can be pretentious since their parents can buy them the world.
Person 1: What school do you go to?
Person 2: Cypress Bay High School
Person 1: *scoffs* Well, excuse me. Don't need to rub it in my face.
Person 2: Cypress Bay High School
Person 1: *scoffs* Well, excuse me. Don't need to rub it in my face.
by the_true_meaning August 9, 2017
A nice school campus in Weston with really good classes and good teachers. Population is mostly whites and Hispanics and you might find a black or Asian person once in a while. The security guards think they’re the swat team but in reality they don’t even have guns. All the girls wear booty shorts and crop tops or claim to be an “e girl”. Then you have those people who are stuck in the 90s trend. There’s no interracial dating. Everyone’s last name is Garcia. All the white girls fetish the black guys. The white boys don’t consider being lightskin black. Everyone says nigga. Everyone juuls but in reality never smoked weed in their life. Everyone owns white filas. Cheerleaders are fake asf and SGA is just favorites and blondes. The school has 5000 students which most of them don’t even live in weston or are even legal.
Cypress bay high school kids:
Freshmen: omg I’m so faded rn I need a juul
Sophomore: Ew look at that freshmen
Junior: NIGGA
Senior: .......
Freshmen: omg I’m so faded rn I need a juul
Sophomore: Ew look at that freshmen
Junior: NIGGA
Senior: .......
by The 0.3% at cbhs October 8, 2019
Cypress woods high school is located in cypress texas home of the wildcats. even though their football team sucks their academics dont. it is over poplauted with snotty rich white kids divided two ways. either way to good to talk to you or wants believe they were born in the ghetto. they are also over populated with the gay community. the school does have the most team spirit in everything they do.
Cypress woods high school is the type of place to be walking with your dyed blonde hair friend while listening to rap music and you look to see “ghetto” girls pulling their weaves out.
by pussyslayer976 October 10, 2019
This school sucked. And i'm not going to be one of those kids who say everything sucks but this school has daily fights and i was in a class where we had 4 new teachers, And we were not a bad class. The teachers just didn't show up! There is also constant bullying and i've reported some and guess what they did. Nothing! I've also reported SA 2 times and they still didn't do jack shit. I've reported pretty much everything in the book and nothing changes. The Lunch also is usually terbily made of just plain rotten. They made us run on track when there was a school shooting threat for crying out loud! I understand that middle schools are big and might not have something but That's no reason for ignoring suicide,SA ,and bullying reports! please don't send your kid here if you care about them!
Person 1: Want to go to Anthony Middle School Cypress?
Person 2: That school suckles lets not go there!
Person 2: That school suckles lets not go there!
by Cade🦋🌈 October 13, 2023
Most of the school is filled with white rich kids that live in Lexington. The first year the school opened our vice principal got arrested, and half the middle school population has blue hair. Class of ‘23 is filled with a whole lotta bums. Their drama filled lives are irrelevant, two girls got in a fight over a boy in front of the ice cream machine. The school is trash. Who tf thought it was a good idea to put middle and high school together.
by Cumblaster5000 March 28, 2020
Full of crazy, fake, annoying freshman that literally think they are all that. Especially at lunch when they chase eachother while screaming. The redneck boys here are stuck up and can be more annoying than the freshman kids. You dont need a truck that blinks lights and has black smoke coming out of your muffler just to drive to school and go home.
All of the teachers KNOW how to teach, it's your responsibility to sit in the front and actually learn. Don't say it's the teachers fault your failing, when you're in the very back texting.
The boys here are normal looking, so don't expect to see major hot boys like there are in Cali, cause baby you're at the wrong school!
Thankfully no matter who you are, you WILL fit in and have a group of awesome friends!
Fort Myers-Preppy Riverdale- Rednecks (s/o to them because all of the kids I grew up with go there)Bishop-The school you dream to go to yet your family cant afford. You only follow the girls on instagram to see their new Range Rovers and see their summer beach houses.
The day you graduates going to be bittersweet. Happy to be growing up and out! Yet sad to know you're leaving fam. You say you're gonna make plans, but it never happens and the next thing you know you're on your death bed praying to God that he forgives you for all of the crazy things you did and ask him into your heart because you didn't want him to be in your heart for your entire life until now when your scared and alone.(Not the way to live) ;)
All of the teachers KNOW how to teach, it's your responsibility to sit in the front and actually learn. Don't say it's the teachers fault your failing, when you're in the very back texting.
The boys here are normal looking, so don't expect to see major hot boys like there are in Cali, cause baby you're at the wrong school!
Thankfully no matter who you are, you WILL fit in and have a group of awesome friends!
Fort Myers-Preppy Riverdale- Rednecks (s/o to them because all of the kids I grew up with go there)Bishop-The school you dream to go to yet your family cant afford. You only follow the girls on instagram to see their new Range Rovers and see their summer beach houses.
The day you graduates going to be bittersweet. Happy to be growing up and out! Yet sad to know you're leaving fam. You say you're gonna make plans, but it never happens and the next thing you know you're on your death bed praying to God that he forgives you for all of the crazy things you did and ask him into your heart because you didn't want him to be in your heart for your entire life until now when your scared and alone.(Not the way to live) ;)
Mom: How was school today?
Me: Fine
Mom:Oh okay, well good!
Me:*smiles at the thought of remembering all of the crazy stuff you did that day at Cypress Lake High School*
Me: Fine
Mom:Oh okay, well good!
Me:*smiles at the thought of remembering all of the crazy stuff you did that day at Cypress Lake High School*
by aqsdcu May 15, 2015