cuntsmacker

Originated by the Lahs, a cliquey couple of fine ladies, "cunt smacking", is to smack ones vagina.

"Betty, I'm a cuntsmacker. Let's have some fun!"

by erinlah January 6, 2008

Cuntscrape

A tasteful name for papshmear, which is the procedure of scraping the walls of cervical canal of a womens snatch to see if she has cervical cancer... often done by a doctor.

Before Jenny goes for her monthly cuntscrape I have to avoid the pink and rail her in the stink.

by Moonshine October 24, 2005

Cuntfaced

A jockular, uniquely masculine state of mind induced by binging on alcoholic drinks in a patriarchal social environment, resulting in extremely aggressive behaviour towards both people and objects.

U wot?? U fackin' cunt!! I'm fackin' cuntfaced tonite I fackin' tell thee, u cunt!! Now get the fackin' beers in!!

Gentleman:
Ra ra ra... absolutely... oh and Darling, could you tell Lady Beldeviere I can't make dinner at the estate tonight? I'm getting cuntfaced with the chaps from the Country Club, don't you know what-what.
Lady:
Sweetheart, I don't quite understand that appalling term...
Gentleman:
Just run along now dear.

by TysonCBeckford May 16, 2006

cuntacious

A manner in which a person acts like cunt.

Stop being so cuntacious. Des, stop acting cuntaciously, you obnoxious cunt.

by Dave Gal May 15, 2006

Cuntacular

A whole new level of cuntish behavior. Conduct that is SO cuntish, that it is at an extreme level, thus also being spectacular.

Did you hear how she told that girl off? It was cuntacular!

by Olia March 23, 2008

cuntface

a stupid bastard not even worthy of knowing his own name

man the boss is a cuntface

by tamahau February 11, 2003

cuntback

is when you return an unopened bottle to from where you bought it after it is used as a dildo

cuntback a.k.a. dildo with bottle

by thegrinch1999 January 28, 2014