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Cuntastic

Ugly girls and fat girls that think they are hot, but no man would ever look at.
Bunbun is cuntastic
by ironman69 April 23, 2009
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Cuntism

A strict religious group that worships the vagina. During the month of January members of the cuntist sect eat and drink only pussy. This festival is called Eat Pussy Month, or more commonly Fuck Yeeeaaaah Month. There is a competition to the best pussy eater at the end of the holiday.
The priest at the Holy Church of Cuntism is giving a sermon on 69ing this sunday
by E-jay June 13, 2006
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cuntamatic

To be sooooo sexy as to be automatically wanting to have sexual relations as soon as possible.A strong, almost primal urge to insert one's roger into her fish mitten . An urge so strong it is as if one has been cuntstruck.
Then Geraldine shook her booty,jiggled her boobs and licked her lips seductively,man, it was cuntamatic to the max.
by DMAN111 January 6, 2007
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cuntsmacker

Originated by the Lahs, a cliquey couple of fine ladies, "cunt smacking", is to smack ones vagina.
by erinlah January 6, 2008
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Cuntism

The thoughts that go through the proof readers at urbandictionary.Com as they approve ridiculous words like "Christmoween" but can't seem to find the humor in your submission.
Wow the people at urbandictionary.Com must have their head full of cuntism to not notice that "Christmoween" isn't funny.
by EhHeIsFullOfShitAnyways October 1, 2014
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Cuntastrophe

When you go down on your girlfriend and you taste the sperm of another guy, i.e. your best friend gave her a pussy drip.
"Matt, so I went down on Jody, and it tasted like you, any idea what's up??"

"I had too much sperm and she was holding some for me, sorry."

"Ugh...what a cuntastrophe!"
by marc nofler January 2, 2007
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Cuntaminate

The act of a female spreading her vagina over an inanimate object to give it that fishy smell so that she can hand it out to her friends.
Sally gave me her mp3 player and it has too much cuntaminate on it.
by Me4UrAss April 19, 2009
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