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Cuntjunctivitis

A condition in which a person uses a medical excuse to behave like complete, privileged dicks.
Karen: "I HAVE A MEDICAL CONDITION SO I CAN'T WEAR A MASK!"
Laura: "Is it CUNTjunctivitis?"
by Polyester.Specter May 20, 2020
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Cinjun

Cinjun is sweet, handsome and funny. He is an amazing friend and always has your back. He does however have a big mouth and tends to argue a lot. His specialty is lame jokes <3. Cinjun is flirty and therefore gets himself into sticky situations. He is a keeper though x.
Cinjun is my weirdest friend.
by pennypen October 21, 2021
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Cuncunlips

A severally destructive way of saying the female vagina.
My cuncunlips real wet right now. Whatcha wanna do about it?
by CuunCuunLips June 10, 2022
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Conjungle your crotch

The act of conjungling your crotch is a harsh form of CBT; Wherein you take 3 zip ties and arrange them on your (or typically someone elses) ballsack. The formation in which you conjungle is to create an X and put them around the middle (between the testes) of your ballsack, and the third zip tie goes around the top above the testes. You then proceed to tighten the zip ties as hard as you can until they're out of zip, a testicle pops out, or your scrotum hits the floor.
"Some bloke threatened to stab me, so I kidnapped him and told him, 'I gotta Conjungle your crotch, mate.' He's now infertile."
by Schmid the blid March 14, 2023
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congestive conjunctivitis

Congestive conjunctivitis is the illness you fake when you don't want to see your girlfriend for some reason.

Often times it's when your girlfriend is overweight or clingy.

Made famous by Jack Black in Shallow Hal.
You going to hang out with your girlfriend tonight?

No, she's gained a lot of weight lately. I think I have a bad case of congestive conjunctivitis.
by Giddy73 May 19, 2017
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Conjungulitus

The feeling that someway, somehow, a duck is watching you.
I always get conjungulitus when I play mini golf.
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conjunctivitis

Billy called in sick Monday. I think he had "conjunctivitis".
by jpeterman57 December 5, 2007
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