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by CuunCuunLips June 10, 2022
Get the Cuncunlips mug.The act of conjungling your crotch is a harsh form of CBT; Wherein you take 3 zip ties and arrange them on your (or typically someone elses) ballsack. The formation in which you conjungle is to create an X and put them around the middle (between the testes) of your ballsack, and the third zip tie goes around the top above the testes. You then proceed to tighten the zip ties as hard as you can until they're out of zip, a testicle pops out, or your scrotum hits the floor.
"Some bloke threatened to stab me, so I kidnapped him and told him, 'I gotta Conjungle your crotch, mate.' He's now infertile."
by Schmid the blid March 14, 2023
Get the Conjungle your crotch mug.Congestive conjunctivitis is the illness you fake when you don't want to see your girlfriend for some reason.
Often times it's when your girlfriend is overweight or clingy.
Made famous by Jack Black in Shallow Hal.
Often times it's when your girlfriend is overweight or clingy.
Made famous by Jack Black in Shallow Hal.
You going to hang out with your girlfriend tonight?
No, she's gained a lot of weight lately. I think I have a bad case of congestive conjunctivitis.
No, she's gained a lot of weight lately. I think I have a bad case of congestive conjunctivitis.
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