(noun) a term describing a mess, shambles or right balls-up, generally as a result of someone thinking they are more clever than they really are.
"Sorry about that - I made a complete cummings of my parallel parking."
"He's made a right cummings of that Eton Mess: it's got bits of flob and hair in it."
"He's made a right cummings of that Eton Mess: it's got bits of flob and hair in it."
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"Dude, don't pull a cummings"
"Dude, don't pull a cummings"
by John from J-Town September 26, 2008
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After a terrible driver, with a branded vehicle "Cummings Roofing Inc" was found riding other vehicle's ass, a new term was born.
Hey watch out behind you, that guy is riding all over your ass. Hit the acceleration so that guy doesn't "cummings" all over you.
by saywhaaaaaa September 12, 2009
Get the cummings mug.Kayla Cummings, is the type of girl who don't know when enough is enough. She constantly tries to make your life hell if she dosen't get what she wants. She needs to keep out of everyone's business and stop cheating on her boyfriend. Honestly if you meet her run because she will make your life hell
by Maxhunter May 8, 2020
Get the kayla cummings mug.1. A poet of the early twentieth century who frequently used unconventional capitalization, spelling, and grammar within his poems.
2. Justification for any poem perpetrated by any emo kid.
2. Justification for any poem perpetrated by any emo kid.
1. <i>We have to read two poems by e.e. cummings for class tomorrow.</i>
2. <i>aw man, e.e. cummings did it, why can't i? you're just the man trying to keep me down;;;;</i>
2. <i>aw man, e.e. cummings did it, why can't i? you're just the man trying to keep me down;;;;</i>
by vote up May 11, 2006
Get the e.e. cummings mug.An adjective, "derelict cummings" can refer to anything, and is used as a mechanism to confuse others who are unaware of its definition. Also can be a character on a video game with completely backwards and unuseable controls, like the "legacy southpaw" controller setup on Halo.
"The rabid squirrel Derilict Cummingsed into my wreckage"
"Hey do you guys wanna go Derilict Cummings in the Derilict Cummings if you know what I'm Derilict Cummings?"
"Hey do you guys wanna go Derilict Cummings in the Derilict Cummings if you know what I'm Derilict Cummings?"
by Jeremy Fisher May 13, 2005
Get the derelict cummings mug.Someone with an arrogant disregard for rules which they think don't apply to them, or dismisses objections to unfair or privileged behaviour. Generally marking someone as a twat who considers themselves special, or is surprised when it turns out they are not and the rules do apply to them.
Derivation of Dominic Cummings.
Derivation of Dominic Cummings.
"Well I've been seeing my mates all the time during lockdown."
"You're a cummings."
"Kirsty parks wherever she likes just because she can afford the fines, she's gonna be so shocked when her car gets towed, it's such cummings behaviour."
"I'm gonna need a visa to go to Spain! It's so unfair, I was going to retire there."
"You voted for Brexit, what did you expect? Cummings."
"You're a cummings."
"Kirsty parks wherever she likes just because she can afford the fines, she's gonna be so shocked when her car gets towed, it's such cummings behaviour."
"I'm gonna need a visa to go to Spain! It's so unfair, I was going to retire there."
"You voted for Brexit, what did you expect? Cummings."
by cjeam July 3, 2020
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