Cumjunctivitus

When you cum in your eye and it hardens so you become temporarily blind.

For example:
"I can't fucking see! I've got cumjunctivitus!"

by ThiccNonce69 June 7, 2021

cumnugget

derogatory word for humans

"eww look at those pathetic cumnuggets"
"I know right they are so primal"

by TheYeetMaster25 June 12, 2021

cumnugget

When your cum turns into a spaceship.

“Nick your cumnugget is flying into space!”

by cork100 February 24, 2023

cumbug slutbag

a "cumbug slutbag" is a slutty nitbag woman with HIV who sleeps with many men and sucks dick as a hobby; resulting in a diverse cummy mattress. cumbug slutbag's often lie about everything and beg it off every boy she comes in contact with. cumbug slutbags have no friends and have huge foreheads.

"Oh look! There's Izzy Brown!"
"Oh yeah, shes such a cumbug slutbag."
"I know, so is that Karen Hay girl, apparently she fucked some fat bloke then saw another boy the same night and he gave her head!"
"Gross! bet she lied about it too!"
"Obviously, shes a cumbug slutbag. No wonder she goes through so many boys."

by Meks is a dead baller. October 12, 2023

Ohio CumNugget

The action where you put buckeyes in a bucket of cum, and proceed to drink said cum while fishing in Lake Erie.

Last night, I went to Lake Erie and did the Ohio CumNugget.

by Merica lover March 24, 2021