Un-earned Cuddle

The act of waking up to a one night stand and having that person clinging and cuddling you as if you are in a serious relationship.

I woke up to go piss and that random girl was clinging to my waist. I don't even know her name. A total Un-Earned Cuddle.

by Gwynnetastic February 27, 2010

Crunchyroll and Cuddle

To hang out with another to watch anime using Crunchyroll with the purpose of having sex. The weeaboo equivalent of "netflix and chill".

M: Hey you want to come over to my house so we can catch the latest episode of Naruto?

F: Crunchyroll and cuddle?
M: Dattebayo!

by risarisa November 25, 2015

cuddle box

A contraption primarily made to hold cows, was developed to be used on stressed people.

can be used as either an insult: go abck to your CUDDLE BOX

or prescribed by a docter " i think you should try using a cuddle box to relieve that stress"

by matteyy March 30, 2009

ninja cuddle

the act of sneaking up on someone very quietly and cuddling them without them expecting it.

I <3 ninja cuddles :)

by gunpowder gertie August 11, 2009

dink cuddle

when two dudes rub dicks together

Those two guys did a little dink cuddle.

by Seles April 23, 2011

cuddle-truffle

A term of endearment denoting softness, lovableness, and warm fuzzies.

"Annie is my little cuddle-truffle!"

by jackngeo November 19, 2013

cuddle gut

Like the soft, cushy wonder of a pillow, the cuddle gut is the perfect layer of extra fat carried by men that is required for a woman to comfortably cuddle.

"He has too much muscle, I need a man with a cuddle gut"
"Cuddle buddy wanted, cuddle gut required"

Muscles aren't for me, I need a man with a cuddle gut

by Jewels19 November 23, 2014