victory cabbage

The name given to sauerkraut during World War 1 by Americans due to a war against Germans

"Eat the victory cabbage! It's good for you"

by Keenster August 6, 2009

Lax Cabbage

Ridiculously long and wild hair often found poking out the back of a lacrosse players helmets. Lax cabbage is not meant to look good in every day life but to look "sick" while playing lacrosse.

Bro, look at that sick Lax Cabbage, he's looking real cabbagy.

by BroLaxLaxBro March 20, 2016

Unseasoned Cabbage

Someone who is being stupid and not using their common sense to understand somethinf simple.

Friend: How do I change the brightness on my phone?

Me: You're such an Unseasoned Cabbage!

by MrAdemola123 June 17, 2020

How the cow ate the cabbage

To tell someone the unvarnished truth; tell it like it is.

If our boss John doesn't stop yelling at us, I'm going to tell him how the cow ate the cabbage!

by 911whodis December 1, 2021

Muff Cabbage

It's a Jersey thing.

After getting a ticket, she called the parking cop muff cabbage.

by -Nobody- October 15, 2010

Jazz Cabbage

A slang term for marijuana originating in the 1930's from it's widespread use by those who enjoyed jazz.

"Bro wanna smoke?"
"Hell yeah, you know I love that jazz cabbage"

by That1oneguy October 7, 2017

cabbage night

A term for the night before Halloween used in Vermont. This night is referred to as mischief night in many parts of the United States. On Cabbage Night, children who live in rural areas (i.e. the entire state) go out into the crops and collect rotten veggies. Then they go to the homes of prominent people in town: wealthy old spinsters that don't out candy, the town banker who forcloses on family farms, or the fucker that runs the general store. Don't get me started at that sum bitch. He thinks he can get a buck fifty for a fucking pepsi. All he's gonna get from me in a cabbage through the windshield of his Dodge.

Cabbage Night is fun.

by T-Dog Jenkins July 28, 2005