Our lord and savior Cthulhu

All praise the lord of the deep Cthulhu.His power is infinite with his many tentacles.All should worship his power.

Can you spare a moment for our lord and savior Cthulhu?

by M3m3M4ch1n3 June 5, 2018

Cthulhu

Cthulhu is the great almighty Lord. For he is our saviour and our great master. NLM (no lives matter) was created in service of him

Captain America told us lord Cthulhu will save us. I thought he has gone mad. But he is correct

by Dinotank October 12, 2021

Cthulhu

Our merciless, great and humble god. Deserves many human sacrifices. The ultimate head giver. Those who oppose the will of Cthulhu will receive dreadful, yet merciful punishments (no head)

Person 1: Cthulhu is giving some really good head rn.

Person 2: Damn, I never sacrificed my foreskin to him; I couldn't get any head

Person 1: L bozo + ratio + carti better

by Keon777777 July 30, 2022

Cthulu

A giant fictional creature created by the imagination of horror writer H.P. Lovecraft.

I fell to my knees st the sight of Cthulu.

by Ben Jammin February 10, 2005

cthulhu blowjob

While giving a blowjob, begin talking like the Cookie Monster.

Your mom game me a cthulhu blowjob. So I ate her.

by MarkusR February 27, 2009

Cthuloops

The non-existent ruler of the whole interwebs and all that is knowledge. He fucks your mother in his sleep while Chuck Norris gargles his balls.

Did you see that glowing entity murder Jesus with his mind bullets? He was seriously Cthuloopsing it up.

by Georgie Pogsong August 1, 2010

cthulthu

Person who has lots of expensive or rare things but is not very capable at using them. Such as in online gaming when the cthulthu or cth flaunts rare or expensive items and then acts like a total noob. Can also be a person who exhibits the same behavior in real life. Derived from a character in a story by H.P. Lovecraft.

That is one sick cth driving that Ferrari, did you see him hit the curb when he parked?

That cthulthu has a sick phat collection (very rare items) and then he gets himself killed by some lamer noob, lol. At least he will loan them to me.

by ivymoss July 7, 2009