cryptopartography

The study of a subject's private parts.
Hence the greek term:
Crypto-pars. Which means... "hidden part".
Private being one of the synonyms of hidden.

Parry: Son?! Where have you been?
Kyle: I've been studying Cryptopartography! My friend Kate and I were bored.
Parry: Just plugging in the 1TB hard drive.
Kyle: There's exactly 1TB of cryptoparsoptic photos on that.
Parry: Ohhhh...Kay...
Kyle: They're all 480p
Parry: Goodness gracious! Results of... nice white cum white open pussy porn XVideos.com 10 minutes?!
Steven: ATTA BOY!! That's my son!

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 21, 2022

Cryptosis

The state of mind in which you act camoflauged in plain sight.

"The weird lady must have Cryptosis because shes hiding behind a thin tree."

"My uncle has a severe case of Cryptosis, he thinks i can't see him under the table curled into a ball"

by Alustrous January 12, 2012

cryptophobia

aversion to texts or messages written in cypher; hatred of cryptograms.

The officer does not like to send messages in cypher; he has an irrantional sense of cryptophobia.

by uttam maharjan March 18, 2010

Cryptophobia

The irrational fear of viewing your crypto portfolio because if you do, you'll realise that you've lost all your money

Friend - "Hey how's your crypto trading going?"

You - "Yeah fine. Great. Good. I think"

Friend - "Can you show me how it works? I mean how much do you have invested?"

You - "I'd love to but my login isn't working at the moment and I have RSI in all my fingers and toes so can't reset it"

Friend - "I have a therapist who deals with cryptophobia - I'll give you their number"

by Davrot January 17, 2018

cryptophile

Someone (in this case Martin Heidegger) who loves to use cryptic terminology in philosophy. Linked to "crypto-metaphysics."

cryptophile, cryptophylic:

"What’s at stake in Heidegger’s cryptophilic account of the essence of technology? " -- used by Professor Dana Belu S. Belu in a paper "Panel on Ge-Stell," Heidegger Circle, 2017

by Anna Cullen Wynn March 5, 2017

Cryptosexual

An individual who spends hours a day in front of a crypto currency charts. Uses every social opportunity to bore everybody to death with crypto talk.

"Did you hear John at lunch earlier?" "I know, he's such a cryptosexual, he couldn't shut up about his stupid IOTAs and Litecoins"

by Z12f December 13, 2017

Cryptophile

A cryptophile is a person very obsessed with cryptocurrency, always talking about it, but actually has no profit to show for it. He posts charts, news on Bitcoin and Alt coins and acts like he knows it all. He's overly obsessed with Crypto and a conversation with them almost 9 times out of 10 does not exclude mentioning cryptocurrency.

Doa was up all day and night posting about Bidao and Bitcoin, what a f*cking cryptophile.

by Mr. Chamos December 24, 2020