rocket from the crypt

best live band in the galaxy

man, i saw this great band last night, it was incredible.

better than rocket from the crypt?

hell no, are you retarded?

by schamash February 21, 2009

Kales From the Crypt Burger

A Halloween-themed burger that comes with kale

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Kales From the Crypt Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

blueberry crypt

The best form of marijuana, The bud has a blue hue to it rather than the usual green. It gives off the smell of blueberries.

-yo man you sure this is weed? it smells like blueberrys.
-yeah its blueberry crypt.

by michael fruebnat March 8, 2008

The Crypt

A man who wears blue and is a home wrecker. He preys on newlywed Hispanic couples & women named Crystal. He is king sancho.

Anthony have you seen my mom? No Maria she left with the crypt again.

by Liquorstorejunkie February 11, 2022

tales from the crypt

(1)when a person or situaltion is beyond pathetic and out of control.
(2)when a persons drug habit has reached messy proportions and their physical appearence has deteriorated to a near death level.

girl... i was down at the metadone clinic this morning and saw cece in line... girl when she turned to say hello, i barely recognized her. she looked tales from the crypt

by aaron schirmer August 28, 2007

fallow crypt

A fallow crypt is formed when a man's pubes are long enough to braid into a sock used to keep his penis warm.

Dude, my dick was getting cold so I grew out my pubes and made myself a fallow crypt.

by Swaglord Kush October 23, 2018

Creeper Crypt

A Creeper crypt is a place where creepers commonly reside. A creeper crypt can also be described as an army of creepers and they are usually seen wielding Shlinkys.

"I will destroy you with my creeper crypt"

by Theshlinkmaster January 12, 2026