Fish n Crypts

A popular dish in the ghettos, usually eaten by bloods

Blood #1: What are you eatin, homie?
Blood #2: Im dinin on some Fish n Crypts

by snowskate March 10, 2008

tales from the crypt

(1)when a person or situaltion is beyond pathetic and out of control.
(2)when a persons drug habit has reached messy proportions and their physical appearence has deteriorated to a near death level.

girl... i was down at the metadone clinic this morning and saw cece in line... girl when she turned to say hello, i barely recognized her. she looked tales from the crypt

by aaron schirmer August 28, 2007

Kales From the Crypt Burger

A Halloween-themed burger that comes with kale

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Kales From the Crypt Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Crypting

To fuck in a cemetery- similar to cottaging

"Yeah I was crypting with this guy I met on Grindr the other night, I got a scrape from tripping over a headstone"

"Dude, do you not have a bed?"

by ShinyMagpie September 4, 2023

crypt job

Having oral sex with a dead person.

The maggots already ate her pelvis so i had to have a crypt job.

by Sam DrownTown December 20, 2008

Crypt

A dumbass jackass dickhead loser thats a fucking pedo hes a 20 year old lives in the united kingdom and sucks cock all day

Player 1: whos that? Player 2: ew its crypt he sucks ass

by supyouguys July 11, 2021

Crypt Dick

When your penis is very cold.

"Dude, i got crypt dick bad, chillin my leg!"

by Squishit June 29, 2018