Cruster

One who is crusty; either in attitude, behavior, or appearance.

1: My boss was being a real cruster last night by not letting me go home.

2: Don't be such a cruster!

3: What happened to your hair? You look like a cruster today.

by Ian Callahan January 5, 2006

crusterbate

1.to masturbate to a crusty pussy
2.To masterbate multiple times without washing the Dry cum off, from the first time

"I like to Crusterbate to ur mom."

by Melikki November 26, 2006

butt crusties

Tiny pieces of feces that reside on the hairs in between your butt cheeks.

Try as I might, the butt crusties could not be removed by wiping. Time for a shower.

by brahm2 September 28, 2003

Crusties

It's the old dried poop stain in your britches or on your ass that flakes off onto the toilet seat when you drop and squat.

Dude, you better use the other bathroom- Paulie just left crusties all over the seat.

by Tommy and Jim May 5, 2011

cum crusted cunt licker

Someone desperate enough to lick a slut who still has dried stuff from the last guy that did her.

That guy was so drunk last night he became a cum crusted cunt licker and doesn't even remember it...

by John Doe two point O March 17, 2008

Chrustle

The act of browsing the Blizzhackers aka Edge of Nowhere forums.

BWS: I be chrustlin' 24/7
Chrustler: fo' sho nigga

by Chrustler November 10, 2008

Crusterd

Someone being really ugly but is still a legand at the same time. But they are monsters at black ops and will do anything to win. Typacially named Simon, Leo, WIll and anything starting with G.

That Simon was such a crusterd

by ELDERLEO September 6, 2016