crumb cruncher

a way of describing ones children, usually someone elses.

Take the little crumb crunchers to the mexican restaraunt on Wednesday..its kids eat free night

by Bubba D March 21, 2008

granola cruncher

A person who is not a hippie, but into organic products and cares about the earth. They may wear birkenstocks with wool socks, mostly don't wear makeup, and are a genuinely laid back and cool group. You want tolerance? They won't go through the effort of causing drama - they'd rather be hiking.

A granola cruncher is a a tye-dye wearing, birkenstock wearing, tree hugging, laid back cool person.

by Granola June 15, 2007

cruncheweesy

Word created by Taco Bell to support their new Cheesy Gordita Crunch. A combination of the words Crunchy, Chewy, and Cheesy.

"This new Cheesy Gordita Crunch from Taco Bell is the shit!"
"Yeah, MMM. Cruncheweesy!"

by LKAT September 22, 2005

number cruncher

1. an accountant or any one else who works with numerical data

2. a computer that can solve many problems at a fast rate

The number crunchers work harder than the rest of the company.

by Light Joker January 1, 2007

Kiddy Cruncher

A Synonym for Kiddy fiddler. More commonly known as a Paedophile or nonce

That man touching kids. He's a kiddy cruncher

by Anonymous Legend July 31, 2019

indian pizza cruncher

When a hindu sticks a pizza roll up anothers ass hole until it cums out of there dick and there partner sucks it out and shoves it deep in there scrotum until they can't resist any longer.

I met an indian pizza cruncher and I got super erect

by Reginald Summers December 1, 2017

Arabian Apple Cruncher

When you put your dick in an apple and then put the apple-dick combo inside a camel. You then punch the camel on it’s sides so it’s asshole tightens and crunches the apple.

Wanna go to the zoo for an Arabian Apple Cruncher?

by hitlersashes December 9, 2019