Crumpin'

1) When your girlfriend or any other girl of interest including a potential bang or even your mother starts bitchin, complaining, nagging, or failing to know her role. In most cases, there is no reason for this act of crumpin and it usually comes out of nowhere.

2) Any annoyance or complaint that comes out of a female's dirty mouth.

3) An accumilation of bitching. Even if your best friend is complaining you can tell him, "Stop crumpin. You sound like my girlfirend."

Girlfriend: "Where are you. I thought we were supposed to eat lunch together today. Seriousy, I'm getting sick of this. Whaaa Whaaa Whaaa."

You: "Bitch...stop your fuckin crumpin'. I'm playin (insert your game of choice {ex: FIFA/Madden} here.) I'll see you later."

by Andrew and David December 23, 2007

Crumpeting

A British public school tradition generally practised by the upper classes, in which a crumpet is super-heated, covered in butter, and thrust between the buttocks of a chosen schoolboy. Often used as an initiation ritual. The crumpetee is expected to clench the hot crumpet between their buttocks as the butter runs down their backside, burning them. Should they allow the crumpet to fall, a greater punishment is often chosen.

This tradition is also practised among young gentleman's dining clubs and junior commissioned ranks of the military.

"I say, old boy! If Jenkins is to join this dining club, I expect him to tolerate a jolly harsh crumpeting!"

by Gizchern May 14, 2009

cramping

Something a female will tell you to hint that she's on her period

Wyd later ?
I don't feel like doing anything at all I'm cramping

Say no more .

by californiachickkk March 29, 2015

Cumping

To go camping with the expectation of screwing in the woods, tent, or cumper.

Dude, I can't hang out with you this weekend. Cindy and I are going on a cumping trip.

Wow Sally, it was really slippery in the woods last weekend. Matt and I went cumping.

by Tiny Bubbles April 13, 2009

crampling

The act of crushing sea shells on a sandy beach with ones foot, thus enabling the creation of more sand.

Crampling is my favourite thing to do on a beach. I just love being responsible for creating more sand!

by f_unkymunky October 31, 2017

cromiting

Vomiting so hard your crying

Dude, I'm so hungover I've been cromiting hard all morning.

by ChrisMas0101 November 17, 2017

Booty Crumpin'

The instance of a set of buttocks jiggling uncontrollably, esp. during sex.

Ben: "That looks like some booty crumpin' to me, man."
Chris: "Oh fuck, yeah."

by mckrider November 6, 2009