Crum Bum

A person who can't make a single three-pointer in basketball. A Crum Bum usually has a dog named Otto that they have sex with 2-3 times a day.

"Did you see Crum Bum go 0-27 at the basketball game today? I bet hes gonna go home and drink pepsi while he fucks Otto"

by RoFroGinger January 19, 2022

crum bum

A person who cannot for the life of them clear crumbs off their bed. So they sit on it, and flatten the crumbs out and until the crumbs keep collecting. Eventually Stay away from this person at all costs.

Danngg, that girl Mareyeen is a Crum bum, all she do is sit on her bed flattening crumbs.

by Cheecheez September 13, 2010

Crum cake

A crum cake is a delicious desert consumed by a female off a males crum (hence the crum cake). Ideally the male decorates his crum in whip cream and chocolate along with any other interesting treats.

Eric- "Hey Finn, what did you and that girl do after dinner?"
Finn- "She had a scrumptious crum cake, then we drank brass monkeys and she had another crum cake, LOL"
Eric- "Noice Finn, Noice!"

by Frederick Crumster October 22, 2009

Crum snatcher

someone who shows up to catch a free smoke session

damn johnny crum snatcher smoked the last of my sack

by tom hoyle March 14, 2006

Crum Bum

noun: one who does not tip the pizza Driver.

Manager: How much did the crum bum tip ya?
Driver: Exact amout check

by Jimmy D October 13, 2003

Crum Snatcher

What a U.S. Marine calls his hand, also known as a meat hook or dick skinner.

Get that filthy crum snatcher out of my face before I rip your head off and shove it down your throat.

by C_Dog23 April 27, 2006

Crum Top

When you're done having hot sex and you leave the outcome on your partner's sweaty torso.

Me and Hana were fucking so hard I pulled a Crum Top .

by SirSassafras May 23, 2017