Candy Crowley

Squeezing Hot Fresh Jelly Filled Donuts in a Fat Girls Ass.

I so want to go home tonight and do a Candy Crowley with my oversized girl friend.

by ButtGravy July 17, 2010

Crowley County Crop Circles

Mysterious open circles that appear in the fields of Crowley County that seemingly appear after an RV Meth lab explodes.

"Brad, what's this big open area doing in the middle of your Uncles corn field?"
"Just more Crowley County crop circles bro. Don't touch anything you find on the ground."

by WhiskeyFour March 1, 2023

ollie crowley

ollie crowley is awesome! so awesome that he will say yes to the dress!

girl 4: do you say yes to the dress
girl 1: do you think ollie crowley will say yes to the dress
todd: for sure he will!

ollie: No

by chicken nugget eater May 13, 2021

Crowleying

Its like Joshing, joking, kidding, etx. Based on the legendary Crowley (formerly Josh)

Dude chill out! Im just Crowleying!

by CrowleyLover123 September 6, 2025

Crowley

To have anal sex on the first date in ritual setting

“Hey Bill, how did that date go with Mary last night?” “Oh it went good, took her to the sanctum and gave her a Crowley!”

by inshaallahobama January 9, 2022

micheal crowley

An asshole who is a narcissist asshole cock sucking dick

Micheal Crowley is a dick

by Dickblink2& August 27, 2020

Crowley

For a Crowley no one knows your first name, just your last. You eat gas station sushi and oysters from a Chinese buffet.

Did you see that Crowley order oysters from Shan's? Wow what a Crowley.

by Jamie Baxxteer April 26, 2022