Crowder

The inability to get out of a sand trap.

Man, I kept hiting it into the lip and it kept rolling back into the sand trap. I really Crowdered that sand trap.

by UB Wan kanobee August 13, 2011

Crowder’s Law

The worse the content is, the more of an audience it attracts.

(Coined by Lukav)

Man #1: Jesus Christ, how did this Ben Shapiro video get over a million views in 24 hours? It’s literally the dumbest thing I’ve ever watched!
Man #2: Dude that’s just Crowder’s Law.

by Benjamin Pepino Lime February 25, 2021

The Cowger

The act of forcing your partner to chug a gallon of whole milk, then farting inside his or her mouth with such force that the milk launches out of your partners anal sphincter into a salad bowl, which you then absorb with your peehole and then launch it back into your partners face. You then take pics and sell them on ebay.

I gave my wife the Cowger and she couldnt shit right for a week.

by realtalk999 April 4, 2015

Steven Crowder

A popular conservative political commentator and comedian known for the "Change My Mind" segment, where he talks to people about controversial issues in an attempt to have a civil conversation where people rationalize their arguments and perhaps change their minds

Did you see the latest episode of Steven Crowder's show?

by Actual Patriot September 9, 2021

Crowser

an annoying person that thinks that they are cool with everyone when infact they are not.

Fucking crowser stop doing that shit and go away.

by ElReydeLosChingones July 18, 2009

Corner Crowder

A "corner crowder" is one who stays in a corner during a party. They want to be alone but equally want to seem social, they are commonly mistaken with "wallflowers" and on occasion there are people who both flower a wall and crowd a corner. However wallflowers can group with other wallflowers but a corner crowd is completely alone in their time.

Partier One: "Yo! Where's Jeff? I heard he was here."
Party host: "yeah. He's a total corner crowder, I don't get why he even comes to these..."
Partier One: "yeah what a nerd."

by Live and let Leo September 19, 2017

Crowder’s Law

The theory that the dumber your YouTube content, the higher your view count. Named after Steven Crowder, on the R.M Brown YouTube channel.

Dude, have you seen that video explaining how the sky is actually just a dome of smurfs linking arms? It got 5 million hits! Chalk it up to Crowder’s Law!

by MikeDiamond84 February 25, 2021