Cropdusting

The process of letting your feces crust in your anus for 7 whole days then clenching your butt cheeks and jumping up and down so the crust falls out.

I couldn't Be bothered wiping I'm going to crust and then do some Cropdusting In 7 days.

by TruhtMaker April 2, 2024

Cropbusting

When you walk into a room; nut on someone while farting, then leave the room.

Dude Rocco was cropbusting all while I was sleeping last night! What a fucking jerk!

by LickyTumSack August 25, 2025

mexican cropduster

farting in a crouded hallway after eating food from a mexican restaraunt like chipotle or taco bell.

dude,. do you smell that?!
ya, i think steve had mexican food last night i think he's a mexican cropduster today

by banana moonpie August 13, 2010

Cuban Cropdust

While snorting cocaine off someone’s asshole they fart and blow it all over your face.

I was hanging out with Tiffany last night and she gave me a Cuban cropdust!

by Boogboi December 2, 2022

TouchTunes Cropdust

When you use the TouchTunes app to play a song that completely changes the vibe just as you're leaving. Is the bar full of old people? Play some death metal on your way out. Family-friendly place? Throw in some WAP or 2 Live Crew just as you find the exit

Bill: "I need a drink and this family restaurant isn't working for me. Way too many toddlers and soccer moms."
Me:"I'll just TouchTunes Cropdust this place and play 'WAP'. Let's get out of here"

by The Ant Christ February 8, 2023

social cropdusting

When someone walks into a room and seeds an argument over an intentionally dividing subject, and gets everyone upset with each other, and then casually leaves as the arguments continue to brew.

A group of close co-workers and I were having lunch in the cafeteria, when out of nowhere, Karen from accounting walks through and says "It's perfectly natural for Tom Brady to kiss his son on the lips.". Moments later, the anger and arguments between everyone defending their points of view had escalated to a point where nobody even noticed Karen had already left. Karen is a master at social cropdusting; she does it all the time. Karen is a bitch.

by USABooty June 8, 2023

Nebraska cropduster

Where a girl is giving you a blowjob and you have her hair like a rudder of an airplane and proceed to fart As you finish while you pull back in the rudder

Was getting some head last night and Decided to finish with the ol Nebraska cropduster

by Topseykrets402 December 18, 2023