Crocodile Genitals

Unlike snakes and lizards, crocodiles do not have a hemipenis. Their penis is fully erected at all times. Their gentials are inside of the them all the time and only comes out for procreation or to urinate. Caiman and alligators have the same problem. While snakes and lizards have a hard time masturbating. Crocodiles have short arms and can't reach their genitals and even if they did, it's already erected. When the Sarcosuchus was still alive, it had massive genitals, but had short arms. The spinosaurus had to jerk it off.

Sarcosuchus: I need to be jerked off again!

Spinosaurus: Crocodile Genitals are fucking massive.

by DJango the snake dick November 30, 2017

Crocodile Cum

A phrase to refer to an incident where someone has faked an orgasm, similarly to how "crocodile tears" refer to someone faking sadness.

I thought my boyfriend had the orgasm of his life last night, but it turns out it was just crocodile cum.

by AhnikSaur March 30, 2020

dirty crocodile

A crocodile that doesn't clean up after itself

My friend offered to show me his dirty crocodile, but I wasn't sure what it was so I ran away. Now, I am on urban dictionary realizing my fear was irrational.

by erockefeller October 2, 2020

Commando Crocodile

A comic created by Matty Shub, the comic appears in in Diary of a Wimpy Kid: No Brainer, having an Australian crocodile going on adventures and bla bla bla. The comic was flagged by a parent because the crocodile wasn't wearing pants.

Library Book Challenge Form:
Name of Book: Commando Crocodile: Tunnel Vision
Author: Matty Shub
Reason for challenge: crocodile is not wearing pants

by George Hiffy November 6, 2023

Lyle Lyle crocodile

The hottest voice out there. He’s so pretty and makes the best lalala

Lyle Lyle crocodile is a crocodile and loves being human

by BiscuitToesOwO March 18, 2023

Chocodile

The greatest snack you'll ever eat in your entire life. Doctors and sexual philosophers have performed tests showing that the pleasure of eating one chocodile is equal to that of a massive orgasm.

First person eating chocodile- "This chocodile is amazing"

Second person eating chocodile- "It is the best thing ever"

Person finished with chocodile- "I think I just came..."

by Sir Hymen Buster June 14, 2008

Crocodile tears

A false display of emotion.

Her upset was just crocodile tears. She really didn't care.

by apopheniac August 16, 2009