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Crocodile tears

Her upset was just crocodile tears. She really didn't care.
by apopheniac August 16, 2009
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crocodile tears

You just pretend to cry but u are not really... based of real crocodiles tearing up when they attack their prey.
Paul- *falls, gets 1 little bruise, and cries in a fake way.*
Betty- I don't believe u! U are just using crocodile tears just for attention!
by Milton Like What? August 11, 2017
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crocodile legs

Guy 1: do you see that girl?

Guy 2: yeah she has crocodile legs
by Eamon McCann March 20, 2017
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Crocodile tears

Fake or insincere expression or emotion that tries to convince others you give a fuck
“But these crocodile tears that the senator from Texas is crying for first responders are too hard for me to take.”
by Junior Senator January 25, 2019
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The Crocodile

The crocodile is when a person puts their thumb, index finger and middle finger into a woman's cooter, while at the same time sliding their ring and pinky fingers into her pooper. It's basically the next generation of the shocker (two in the juice, one in the caboose)...but it adds a little more pleasure to the spocker. This method of pleasure is named the crocodile because once the fingers go their directions, the hand resembles a crocodile with it's gaping maw.
For some reason, I've been giving out a lot of crocodiles lately...guess all those shockers we gave out in the 90s really loosened things up for The Crocodile to proliferate
by 960xxx October 22, 2018
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Credophile

Literally "belief lover".

As for the previous poster, you fool that's not what credophile means. Credophile is an awesome term coined originally by the writer L. Sprague de Camp, in a letter to James Randi.

It's a label for those who appear particularly gullible and are particularly inclined to believe whatever claims come their way. (See Scientologist).
To quote de Camp directly,

A credophile gets positive pleasure from belief and pain from doubt... The credophile collects beliefs the way a jackdaw does nest ornaments: not for utility but for glitter. And, once having embraced a belief, it takes something more than mere disproof to make him let go.
by Submitters of Words April 20, 2011
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The crocodile

When a guy gives oral to a woman while sitting on his face. When all you see is the eyes just like a crocodile in a lake.
Damn baby tonight I want you to sit on my face while I do the crocodile on you.
by DJ REK-1 June 17, 2018
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