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Davy Crockett

one of the smallest nuclear missiles ever built, used with a recoilless rifle. created by the US military during the cold war. it didn't have good accuracy but its high radiation made up for this.
the Davy Crockett was used in the popular video game metal gear solid 3: snake eater by a Russian colonel of the GRU called colonel Volgin.
by R Kempinski September 5, 2007
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Crotchety

Crotchety: (1) Expressing opinion with exaggerated opposition.

(2) May be accompanied by airs of senior entitlement.

(3) Use of grumpy deflection when the target of conversation is directed at them.
My father complains a lot about anything that crosses his mind, he's a crotchety old man!

When I'm tired and hungry, I get a little crotchety.

"I don't need to get my hearing checked, you need to stop mumbling." Geeze, dad! Don't be so crotchety!
by espressowhip916 January 28, 2013
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crotchety rocket

An old school sport bike that is usually falling apart, but still runs, somehow.
I gotta take my crotchety rocket in to the shop because the exhaust is rusted through.
by Caferacer001 July 11, 2009
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crachet

A bitch who is both crusty and ratchet making her the most dumped girl in the hood.

She usually has old, nappy weave, tight, wholly pants and frequently shows her drawls. Spits when talks. Acrylic nails cover fungus laden ones.
Eww, No Tyrone, don't date her, she's so crachet.

She's had that weave since third grade!
by ShaBonBon October 12, 2015
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Crotchet

1) a note that lasts 1 beat when reading a music sheet.

2) a woman blows the mans penis as if it were a brass instrument on the tip until it's dripping with saliva like the end of a trombone (for example) after an orchestra performance.
1) "He played the piece very fluently and didn't leave a crotchet out of beat."

2) "Oh Yeah! Gimme the Crotchet!"
by X-T-C October 2, 2017
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The Davey Crockett

A sexual manuever in which you slip a muscle relaxant into your
gal's snizzpod, then slide your head in, thus wearing your partner's now-relaxed snatch-fur as a coonskin cap.
She did say, 'Do whatever you want', so I pulled a Davey Crockett. She's walking normal again after that surgery though.
by John Boy December 23, 2003
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jake crockett

a blantant homosexual cowboy faggot with a fetish for goat balls, and other farm animal untensils of a male origin
by Themastawordsmith November 22, 2010
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