crispina

Wonderful loving person! Crispina goes out of her way for people she loves. She is the best. She loves to take her dog on walks. She loves to be around others who make her smile and laugh. She has a sensitive heart but don’t express it because she doesn’t want to make anyone worry. Crispina will always have your back. Everyone needs a crispina in there life.

Wow look at crispina walking her dog!

You need a crispina!

by User 130 November 22, 2021

Crispity Crunchy Munchie Crackerjack Snacker Nibbler Snap Crack N' Pop Westpoolchestershireshire Queen's Lovely Jubly Delights

Bri'ish chips

Guy 1: You call these things chips? Instead of Crispity Crunchy Munchie Crackerjack Snacker Nibbler Snap Crack N' Pop Westpoolchestershireshire Queen's Lovely Jubly Delights? Rather a bit cringe, innit bruv?
Guy 2: wtf

by Keyboard Fucker January 10, 2022

Shit in the crisper

This is when someone gets so drunk they think other household areas are the toilet

Dude #1 - "Why does the fridge smell like shit?"
Dude #2 - "Ohhhh man Dave was so wasted he shit in the crisper!"
Dude #1 - "Nasssssssty!"

by Kuk da Ruk August 20, 2009

hot damn crispies

The redneck style of eating Rice Crispies/Rice Crispy Treats. Usually includes rice crispies drenched in hot sauce and put in the microwave.

I'm hungry bitch, give me some hot damn crispies.

by blackknight76 May 13, 2005

Crispin

Larger species of greying elf found grazing in areas of dense literature. Believed to survive predominantly on crime novels, which it consumes leaving only traces of a brittle, crisp-like substance as evidence of its existence. Crispin-catching emerged as a popular pastime during the 1830's, but the practice is now obsolete. Historians have recently questioned the validity of crispin sightings, and indeed they are now generally regarded as mythical creatures by the majority of the populus, believed in only by crazed booksellers who have recently been Dowled.

"Quick carruthers! Fetch the rifle or indeed the dustpan and brush! I believe I have a crispin in my sights!"

by David Cowpell Downtrodden October 1, 2004

Crisped

I Call of Duty term used to describe the ownage of a player.

Bob - "Man I just Crisped you so bad! Go freeze in a forest somewhere you noob!"

Ted - "Stfu! Haxorz!"

by UjustGOTcrisped! March 24, 2009

lip crispies

When you come on someone's face, (or inside their mouth) and the cum dries around the rim of the mouth or lips.

Stephen Colbert: "Oh! I see. I guess man whores should have to drink from a separate water fountain. Actually, that's probably a pretty good idea. Might have a case of the 'lip crispies'"

by J_Creezy February 11, 2010