Crippling Boner

When you get a boner so hard you are unable to walk.

I can't stand up right now i have a crippling boner!

by Impaler118 February 9, 2017

Crippling-Oppression

This is what feminists think they have.

Feminist- I have crippling-oppression.

by "Obama Bin Laden" June 5, 2018

Crippling depression

this happens when your girlfriend doesn't send at least one lewd picture a day

me: can i have a photo

her: no!
me: i now have Crippling depression

by wkafn oiawnfwaoin obiwan July 1, 2021

Coggling

To take huge load of jizz in your mouth... use it as mouthwash and spit back into a vagina.

Eloisa & Carren were the first people to go coggling ever.

by nitrosage August 21, 2011

crippling depression

A saver condition of depression that doesn't allow someone to do daily tasks

Mother: have you taken out the trash yet
Son: no sorry I'm not in the right mind to do it right now I have crippling depression

by Audreyowen2003 January 29, 2017

Crippling Crippling

Crippling Crippling is a broad term statement used to describe a general mood and, or feeling of a person, can be used to describe pain, or emotions. A Generalized feeling of unwellness.

I've got crippling crippling my back is so messed up
I've got some advanced level crippling crippling (Depression)

by Xcfirecraft April 4, 2019

Crinkling

Something humans say when they’re laughing.

AHAHAH, OH, PINK, I MEAN, ‘FRIEND’, THAT JOKE WAS SO FUNNY! I’M CRINKLING. I’M CRUMPLING UP INTO A LITTLE BALL. I’M FOLDING. YOU’RE DOING ORIGAMI WITH ME. I CAN’T BELIEVE HOW FUNNY THAT WAS. I’M COLLAPSING.

by BitterlyJitteryandAlsoAnxious February 15, 2020